Chapter 6 of 8

Jim Morrison an th Door`s ~ "five to one"
th old get old an th young get stronger ~ may take a week an it may
take longer
they got th guns but we got th numbers ~ gonna win, yeah

Being "biblically incorrect", our 1666th Neanderthal
grandyockomo living 100,000 years ago, not 27,000 years ago as
"biblically correct" cristians would have us believe, made th
jack`s first musical hottentots, moronie-flutes made from bones,
but certainly ones were made of more perishable wood earlier than

this. Put yer ear on a tree.
Can you hear him playin a Jump Blues Tune designed to deactivate th
power of misanthropes? I thought so Bo. Most of us are cohuttas.
Now you see why we were born to Rock. Lets get hoppin an preserve
this priceless vital Rock tradition.
Talk in a rock lingo, eg instead of saying "how are you" say
"hows th rock". Reply to this by saying something like
rockitootious--rockitistic--rockerrific--boppitific--boppihoggish--
horniboppy--horniboppious--boppitonkious--infallirockable.
Regarding total strangers always shake hands with a firm grip, an
with your free hand tap--squeeze th other guy`s forearm 3 times
{from Linda Scott`s "3 guesses"1961}. With friends, get cheeky an
hug an squeeze each other`s back 3 times. Say "suarey" instead of
party {from Murray th K`s live jive 1964}. Dress like a Minstrel
not a businessman. Instead of sayin bye say "ram or rama" {from th
Edsels "rama lama ding dong"1957--61}. Say "polly" instead of amen
after saying a cher {from polyocrity}. Say "shah" instead of hello
{from Roy Orbison`s "shahdaroba"}. Say "chonnie" instead of thank
you {from James Brown`s "chonnie-on-chon"1956. Say "bumble" instead
of brother {from B.Bumble an th Stinger`s "bumble boogie"1961}. Say
"woogie" instead of sister {from Oscar`s Chicago Swinger`s "I
wonder who`s boogiein my woogie" 1936. Say "chalk--chalkiteutic"
instead of sex--sexual {from Jimmy Rogers "money marbles an
chalk"1951}.
Say "kootie" instead of a young boy Rocker {from Charlie
Feathers` "cootzie coo"}. Say "yockomo--yockomosa" instead of
father--mother {from Huey Piano Smith an his Clowns` "don`t u know
yockomo". Say "kawliga" instead of family {from Hank Williams`
"kawliga". Say ''chickasaw" instead of daughter {from Memphis
Minnie`s "chickasaw train blues"}. Say "julep" instead of son {from
Ray Charles` "one mint julep"}. Say "bootie" instead of cousin
{from Lillie Mae`s "bootie wah bootie"}. Say "quadroon" instead of
sky--universe {from Jerry Lee Lewis` "my quadroon"}. Say "capri"
instead of moon {from th Capris` "there`s a moon out tonite"}. Say
"cher" instead of pray {named after th wampinette, Cher}. Say "guy
wires" instead of guitar {named after legendary guitarist Buddy
Guy}. Say "bottles" instead of drums {from Dire Straits` "money for
nuthin"}. Say "gamma or gam" instead of Bopland calendar {named
after th teeraleer "Gammagoochie"}. Say "kojanimo" meaning a nite
club--leet hall in a fruit orchard where Rock is played {named
after Janis Joplin}. Say "sill" as well as kiss {named after th
wampineer Sil Austin}. Say "cherilayla" as well as song {from Derek
an th Dominoes an Eric Clapton`s "layla"}. Say "nee" as well as sun
{from Gene Pitney`s "follow th sun"}. Say "milsap or mil" as well
as rain { from Ronnie Milsap`s "smoky mountain rain".
Say "reet" instead of soul {from Jackie Wilson`s reet
petite"1957--Cab Calloway`s "are you all reet"1941}. Say
zimmeristic instead of optimistic {from th aged Rock group, th
Zimmer`s, "my generation"2008}. Say "leet--leetin" instead of dance-
- -dancin {from Katy Webster`s "Katy Lee"}. Say "yehooti" instead of
holiday {from Cab Calloway`s "who`s yehooti"1940}. Say "rue"
instead of lyric {from th Newbeats "pink dally rue"1962}. Say
"tilly" instead of doctor {from Tracy Pendarvis` "philadelphia
filly"1959}. Say "shockadoo" instead of scientist {from th
Cadillacs` "shock a doo wop"1959}. After th Bopland Federation
forms, say "tatita" instead of school {from Ernie K Doe`s "te ta te
ta ta"1960s}. Say "sapote" instead of flag {from Bobby Hendricks`
"cast yer vote"1958}. "Zoola time" is th time period just before
dark when its time ta stop research projects an start rockin {from
Buddy Knox`s "hula love"1950s}. Say "spooh" instead of love {from
th Davis` Sister`s "everluvin"}. Say "twell" instead of record
{from Scott Mckensie`s "twelve-thirty".
Say "cohutta" when describing someone who has "musical bones" or
when greeting a friend {from Roy Hall an his Cohutta Mountain
Boys}. Say "cody" instead of planet {named after Commander Cody an
th Lost Planet Airmen}. Say "tonkilu" instead of anthem {from Hank
Williams` "honky tonkin 1947}. Say
"marvagay/marvagaylic/gay/gaylic" instead of heaven/heavenly (from
Marvin Gaye). Say kittitee/kittiteelic/teel/teelic instead of
angel/angelic (from Kitty Wells). Say "robbijo" instead of "lets
get together" (from Robert & Johnny`s "we belong together") Say "c"
instead of yes (from Chuck Willis` c c rider). Say "ojay" instead
of people/populace (from th O`Jays). Say "riki tiki tavi" instead
of marriage ceremony (from Donovan`s "riki tiki tavi). Say
"itchycoo rule" instead of golden rule, meaning goldless self-rule
by th ojay (from th Small Faces` itchycoo park).
Say "teeralee--teer--teeraleer" instead of sing--singer
{from Joe Turner`s "teeralee"}. Say "jack" instead of world {from
th PHD, Wolfman Jack}. Say "guen" instead of storm {from th
Trashmen`s "malaguena"}. Say "shim or shimma instead of mountain or
hill {from Gene Vincent`s "shimmy shammy shingle"}. Say "watusi tus
or tusi" instead of th earth {from th vibrations` "watusi"}. Say
"koko" as well as star {named after th Wampinette Koko Taylor}. Say
"maudy" instead of body {from Glen Goza an th Damangos "goshamody
what a body"}. Say "jibbitt" instead of eat {from th Rockin Rebels`
"flibbity jibbitt"}. Say "hottentot" instead of rock instrument
{named after Kitten`s "he taught me ta yodel"}. Say "coochie--
coochy" instead of band {from Hank Ballard--Lloyd Price`s "hoochi
coochi coo}. Say "jolie" instead of an old Rockeony {named after Al
Jolson`s nickname}. Say "okey" instead of food {from Joe Turner`s
"oke--she--moke--she--pop"}. Say "moronie--mor" instead of whistle
{from Lary Williams` "bony moronie"}. Say "catnip" instead of sleep
{from th Rolling Stones` "stray cat blues"}. Say "tarzan" instead
of musical concert {from Dale Hawkins` "see ya soon baboon"}. Say
"tain" instead of orgasm {from th Alley Cats "puddin-n-tain"}. Say
"bull" instead of bass guitar--singer {from Herb Alpert`s "th
lonely bull". Say "domino" instead of piano {named after Fats
Domino}.
Give yerself a new bopperistic name or use th following
list as a rough guide: Duski - Duskita - Hilo - Saxy - Saxon -
Sandita - Sandella - Sandell - Gongo - Piner - Tuttio - Cinduna -
Ashenta - Sippi - Hyzer - Hybeam - Hypio - rediset - Pippi - Langer
- - Waylon - Tanger - Loamy - Lumen - Limbe - Setanta - Blendy -
Blendis - Dugone - Garletta - Cinnamay - Saucin - Deltica - Doodah -
Ozona - Mudcat - Juny - Byoo - Tutone.
Learn how to "bompinnate" {from little Richard`s "tutti
frutti"1956}, th art of playin a song in yer mind. I think
bompinnatin, as well as amplified song, twitters--invigorates th
pituitary--hypothalamus--pineal {3rd eye} glands among others,
causing them to leet--possibly communicate with each other
{Japanese 240 volt massagers--scalp exercises probably do th same}.
When this happens I think negative thought--atoms are somehow
expelled--destroyed which halts th aging process--accumulation of
"brain sand" {Alzheimer`s disease}. This process is certainly
similar to what happens when you cry which causes nose blowing to
expel negative matter. After a good cry, or after a bompinnatin
exercise, one always feels better. Moreover, human growth hormone
{HGH} is produced in th pituitary gland on "orders" from th
hypothalamus gland. Low levels of HGH contribute to faster aging
while high levels slow th aging process or may reverse it. When you
"tuttipate", it means that you have changed th words--arrangement
{ad-lib} to th original song you were bompinnatin.
Print, take to th street with our sapote on yer shirt an
give away free or low-cost colorful gammas {bopagy calendars} with
many Rock koko fotos, an include one song for every day of th year
{listed later}, plus print on th gamma one of 52 songs, listed
later, named after leets, for each week of th year, colored
different, eg from th first day to th 7th day of th month. By no
means am I suggesting that these 52 plus 365 listed gamma songs
represent th most dynamic Rock songs ever twelled. However they all
score at least 97 points out of a hundred. Usually only th
original, which is often "missing", not remakes etc represent th
listed songs. I guessed th twellin dates of some songs. We have all
heard good 96 point songs that were ruined by one thing or another,
an so th Rock Federation would covertly "tangelate" {rework--re-
twell} these thus converting them to treasures to be givin away
during our yehootis. If anyone does this, remember to use th
artist`s real name, an pretend its th original twellin an was not
tangelated.
Whenever it was logical, many of the following new words
were chosen cuz they`re easier to rhyme in song. English is
littered with words that don`t rhyme well, eg storm--love--sex--
record--party--instrument--musician. Get a Rosalind Fergussen
penguin rhyming dictionary an a Roget`s thesaurus to help ya
compose. If yer like me an don`t read music, when th voice--pitch
of a song yer composing goes high, write an arrow pointing up to
help ya remember how ta sing it later. If th pitch goes low, point
th arrow down. An arrow pointing directly sideways to th rite
should be th mid-range of yer voice. Stretch yer voice daily to its
maximum high--low. Use abbreviations to determine how long th vocal-
- -hottentottie pauses are, eg 2.5 would mean that there`s a vocal
pause for 2.5 seconds. If th song is 2 minutes 15 seconds long
write it down as 2`15``. When starting off, keep th length of yer
songs between 1`45`` an 3 minutes. Many other abbreviations can be
used, too numerous to mention, eg "bs" means band stops, "bp" means
band plays, "p" means pause, "2 dh" means 2 drum hits, "scr" means
scream, I think ya get th picture. Use A-4 size paper an a
Mitsubishi pencil company pen. When composing an yer mind goes
blank, work on a different song for awhile or take a catnip so as
to allow yer "other" mind {subconscious} to remedy th problem.

New Rock Word Dictionary:

Bibibis = th "Big Bang" Boppers who invented Rock an its
Satellites. They`re called "big bang" cuz when they exploded on th
scene around 1900, our quadroon was created; for th first time in
our lives we realized we were more alive than dead. It was our age
of
enlightenment, th most fabulous Renaissance ever in our million
year evolution.
Billihippy = a Hillbilly Rockeony
bompinnate = playin a song in yer mind
bootie = cousin
Bopperism--Bopagy--Bopperistic--Bopperisticated--Bopagist--
Bopagistic--Boogiology--Boogiologist--Bopperology--Bopperologist =
various words referring to a bumblehood platform based on makin th
road easier for others ta follow using Rock as th catalyst. We
"compete" with each other to see who can do this th fastest.
Boppicoozian = one of th jack`s fastest psychologists
bottles = drums
bull = bass guitar--bass teeraleer--a bass sound
bumble = brother
c = yes
capri = moon
carniborian = a boring meatarichump
catnip--catnipped--catnippin--catnippius = sleep--slept--sleepin--
asleep
chalk--chalkily = sex--sexually
chalkibo--chalkiboety = bisexual--bisexuality
chalkinotro--chalkinotroness = heterosexual--heterosexuality
chalkiteutish--chalkiteutic--chalky = sexy--sexual--horny--erotic
chalkitizzy--chalkitizziness = homosexual--homosexuality
chalkitot = sexologist
Charlie an Shirley = man and wife
Chawadi = Bopland`s Articles of Confederation {Constitution}
chemicalinquent = delinquent who introduces harmful chemicals
cherilayla--cherilay = a song that scores at least 97 points out of
a possible hundred.
cheryl--cher {rhymes with share}--chered--cherin = prayer--pray--
prayed--prayin
chickasaw = daughter
chonnie--chonn = thanks
clausnagerk = a morbid puppeteer pulling santa`s strings
CNN = comfortably numb nonentities
cody = planet
cohutta = someone who has musical "bones". A musical friend. Say it
instead of hello when
greeting a friend.
coochie--coochy--cooch = Rock band
cursota--cursotic {adj} = cirrhotic unskilled rabid scum of th ages-
- -child molesters
domino = piano
eunuchization = th dumbing down of us via public education
faunaphobia = a morbid fear of naked forests an wild creatures
flibbergistocrat = person who spends a good part of his life tryin
ta fathom redungaloidal issues.
Gallis = Bopland`s citizen rights imbedded in our Chawadi {from
Leadbelly`s "Gallis pole"}.
gamma--gam = our Bopland calendar showing photos--leets--songs. Our
gamma in th future
will have 384 days per year, 8 days per week, 32 days in th
month, 4 weeks in th month, 12 months per year, 48 weeks in th
year. It will begin in th year 1900, about th time when th
Bibibis, or Big Bang Boppers, began creating our quadroon, our
age of enlightenment.
grandyockomo = grandfather
grandyockomosa = grandmother
greenbackalinquent = fraudulent mun grabbers
guanoza--guanuminogabrit--guanuminogg--guanuminoggious--
guanuminoggy--guanozius
guanozicated = anti-music music, th libber--clausnagerk`s favorite
music to fry crawdads
by.
guen {rhymes with cane} = storm {adj} gueny = stormy
guy wires--wire = guitar
haggis = a tone-deaf block of cheeseburgered gristle disguised as
a "renowned twellin artist".
harbitweezity--tweezity--tweeze--tweezius--harbitweezius =
pertaining to a mellow state of
mind caused by listening to Rock an its Satellites.
hottentot--hottentottie--hottentottien = Rock instrument--
instrumental--instrumentation
itchycoo rule = our "golden rule" meaning goldless self governing
rule by th ojay.
jack--jackwide = world--worldwide
Jaggebar--Jag = our God who spins th quadroon using Rock as th
thrusting force
jewmuss = a so-called jew--muslim who are programmed to be each
other`s enemy
jibbitt = eat
jukelo = wind
jukistocrat = one of Bopland`s bi-lingual ambassadors
Jukiteers = Bopland`s National Coochie
julep = son
Juque = th name of th new language to be spoken jackwide
kawliga = a Rock family
kittitee--teel--kittiteelic--teelic = angel/angelic
kojanimo = a nite club--leet hall in th forest where Rock is played
koko--ko = star
kootie = a young boy Rocker
leet--leetin--leeted--leeter = dance--dancin--danced--dancer
marvagay--gay--gaylic--marvagaylic = heaven--heavenly
maudy = body
meatarichump--meatarichumpistodian--meatarichumpistodianistic {adj}
= a cheesy
"unpleasantly plump" bilderburgered meat eater--bigwig shaman
trumpeting carnivorism.
medimamba = a yakity serpentawkious pharmaceutical employee
disguised as a "doctor".
medimambayakalistic = th palsied mental state of a yakity medimamba
milsap--mil = rain{adj} milly
moronie--mor--morin--mored = whistle--whistlin--whistled
mumbalippatic = scorching parasitic babbler disguised as a clergyman
mumbalippacaustic = th palsied mental state of a mumbalippatic
nee = sun
oba--a--a--maton = political leaders with shoveleudiozticoziated
clogged nostrils
ojay = people/populace
okey--oke {pronounced oaky--oak} = food
pathologicasystapistamistic = ludicrous--pessimistic--sick
PHD = a Rock DJ {polyocritistic haggai debaucher}
polly = amen
polyocrity--polyocritist--polyocritistic {adj}--polyocritize--
polyocritized-- = a state of bliss
knowing one is being all one can be with all 5 senses activated to
th max. Th definition of
freedom.
PPP = a pusillanimous poltroonish prisoner. A PPP lives in a state
of imagined bliss inside a penitentiary constructed by himself.
quadroon--quad = sky--universe
ram--rama = bye
redungaloidal = {adj} anything superfluous, eg redundant Oz Cattle
stations where flies breed.
record = dollar
reet = soul
rejecticon = a woebegone automaton with a miniscule encephalon-- a
child molester
riki tiki tavi = a Bopland marriage ceremony
robbijo = dating phrase meaning "lets get together"
Rockeonie = Rocker of either gender
rockitistic = memorable
rue = Rock lyrics
sapote = th colorful flag of Bopland that says "go man go"
surrounded by
jitterbuggin kids, an has NMACTGY written on it meaning "never
miss a chance to grow young". From Bobby Hendricks` "cast yer vote"1958. Th sapote
has no specific color--word placement pattern. This allows artists
to be as creative as they want when designing their own unique
one.

schmalt = a particularly nauseating type of genderless characterless beatless guanoza characterized primarily by high pitched feminized eunuchinized male teeraleers.

serpentawkious = {adj} those who speak loudly or softly with forked tongues.
shah = hello. When greeting a friend say cohutta
shim--shimma = mountain--hill
shockadoo = a Bopland scientist
shoveleudiozticosis = a mental illness where one has a morbid fear
of shovels--physical work. Someone afflicted by this illness
imagines that its humiliating to touch a shovel.
shoveleudiozticoziac = one who has this imagined humiliating fear.
sill = kiss
spooh--spewe--spoohed = love--make love--loved.
suaray = Rock festival or party
tain--tainistic = orgasm or have an orgasm--orgasmic
tangelate = covertly re-twelling an fixing errors in old songs with
no profit motive.
tarzan = Rock concert
tatita = a Bopland school
teeralee--teer--teered--teerin--teeraleer = sing—sang--singin--
singer
three-Rs {3-Rs} = righteously retarded rejects
tilly = a Bopland doctor
tonkilu = anthem--song. Bopland`s three National Tonkilus are Danny
an th Junior`s "Rock an Roll is here ta stay" 1958 ~ th Cadillacs`
"Rock an Roll is here to stay"1960 {an entirely
different song but with th same name} ~ Billy Ford an th
Thunderbirds "I`m th monster Rock an Roll"1958.
Trunk of Harbitweezity = where th greatest Rock songs of all time
dwell.
tusiquake = earthquake
tuttipate = ad-libbing th song you are bompinnating
Tweedledee--Tweedle--Tweed = th first spread-out "country town" in
Teardrop Valley {from
Georgia Gibbs--Wanda Jackson--LaVern Baker`s "tweedle-dee", an
Bobby Day`s "rockin
Robin".}
twell--twelled--twellin = record--recorded--recording
vandella = a young girl Rocker
Wampineer--Wampinette = male--female Rockers
watusen--tusen = earthen
watuser--tuser = earthling
watusi--tusi--tus = earth
watusily--tusily = earthly
woogie = sister
yakalinquentic = lawyer with a redungaloidal delinquent jaw
yockomo--komo = father--papa
yockomosa--mosa--mose = mother--mama
Yehooti = a Bopland holiday
zimmer = someone determined to retain his youthful positive reet
zimmeranean = th first Rockeonie to give a tarzan at th age of 150
zimmeristic = optimistic state of mind where one never misses a
chance to grow young
zoola time = time period in th eve signifying that its time ta stop
research an start rockin.

I`ll see all you bumbles an woogies one exquisite
Rockitistic day at th Kojanimo,
Tweedledee, Teardrop Valley, Bopland, Doobywop Star Cluster

Rename th 7 days of th week on th gamma after types
of music an begin teaching these in private tatitas {schools} or at
home: Monday==Barbershop Quartetday Tuesday==Countryday
Wednesday==Doowopday Thursday==R an B [rhythm] day
Friday==Rockabillyday{Billy Day} Saturday==Rockday
Sunday==Bluesday In th future on an 8 days a week gamma,
Potpourri day or Pot day will represent other types of music, eg
Folk--Jazz--Risque--Novelty--jackly Rock--Zydeco--Yodel. But until
then, to add variety, this music can be played on any day.

Rename th months on th gamma after leets;
Hully = January {from th Olympics 1959, an Hollywood Argyles
1960s, "hully gully"}
Ooby = February {from Janis Martin`s "ooby dooby"1956}
Pony = March {from Chubby Checker`s "pony time"1961}
Rink = April {from th Edsels "rink a dink do"1959}
Shake = May {from Wynonie Harris "shake that thing"1954}
Shimmy = June {from Little Anthony an Imperials "shimmy shimmy ko
ko bop"1960}
Shout = July {from Isley Brother`s "shout"1959}
Stomp = August {from Piltdown Men`s "brontasaurus stomp"1960}
Twist = September {from Hank Ballard`s "twist"1958}
Ubangi = October {from Warren Smith`s "ubangi stomp"1956}
Loochie = November {from Sonny Burgess` "mama Loochie"1958}
Wiggle = December {from Les Cooper`s "wiggle wobble"1962}

52 leet (dance) tonkilus
1 Hank Ballard "coffee grind"1950s
2 Lloyd Price "hoochie coochie coo"1950s
3 Z Z Top "tube snake boogie"1970s
4 Beatles "twist an shout"1964
5 Swingin Blue Jeans "hippy hippy shake"1963
6 Archie Bell an Drells "tighten up"1960s
7 Billy Bland "do th bug"1961
8 Bob an Earl "harlem shuffle"1950s
9 Booker T an MG`s "soul limbo" 1968
10 Skippy Brooks "doin th horse"1960
11 Cannabal an Headhunters "land of 1000 dances"1960s
12 Capitals "cool jerk"1966
13 Jimmy Caster Bunch "Bertha butt boogie"1970s
14 Champs "limbo rock"1950s
15 Chubby Checker "pony time"1961
16 Chubby Checker "limbo rock"1962
17 Coasters "loop de loop mambo"1950s
18 Sam Cooke "shake"1963
19 Cookie an Cupcakes "duck"1950s
20 Daddy Cool "eagle rock"1971
21 Daddy Cool "Jerry`s jump"1970s
22 Danny an Juniors "lets stomp again"1962
23 Danny an Juniors "pony express"1961
24 Joey Dee "peppermint twist"1961
25 Rick Dees "disco duck"1976
26 Diamonds "stroll"1958
27 Fats Domino "swanee river hop" 1956
28 Dovells "bristol stomp"1961
29 Earls "lets waddle"1962
30 Edsels "rink a dink do"1959
31 Flares "foot stompin"1960s
32 Buddy Guy "slop around"1950s
33 Slim Harpo "shake your hips"
34 Hollywood Argyles "hully gully"1960s
35 Lazy Lester "alligator shuffle"1950s
36 Little Eva "locomotion"1962
37 Little Eva "turkey trot"1963
38 Roy Orbison "ooby dooby"1956
39 Orlons "wah watusi"1962
40 Pastel six "cinnamon cinder"1960s
41 Bobby Boris Pickett "monster mash"1962
42 Randells "martian hop"1963
43 Bobby B. Pickett "transylvania twist"1960s
44 Warren Smith "ubangi stomp"1956
45 Piltdown men "brontasaurus stomp"1960
46 Dee Dee Sharp "mashed potato"1962
47 Johnny Thunder "loop de loop"1963
48 1910 fruitgum company "Simon says"1968
49 Katy Webster "Katie Lee"1950s
50 Stick Mcghee "wiggle waggle woo"1953
51 Chubby Checker "hucklebuck"1960
52 Buster Brown "madison shuffle"1950s

65 Hottentotties (instrumentals)
1 B.Bumble an Stingers "bumble boogie"1961
2 Champs "tequila"1958
3 Herb Alpert "lonely bull"1962
4 Dave Cortez "happy Organ"1959
5 Santo an Johnny "sleepwalk" 1959
6 Bill Black combo "smokie part two"1959
7 E.Weissberg an S.Mandell "dueling banjos"1972
8 Ace Cannon "tuff"1961
9 Bar-kays "soul finger"1967
10 Chantays "pipeline"1963
11 Booker T an MGs "green onions"1962
12 Clifton Chenier "hotrod"1965
13 Conny an Bellhops "shotrod"1950s
14 Ventures "Hawaii 5 oh"1969
15 Les Cooper "wiggle wobble"1962
16 Bill Doggett "honkytonk part two"1956
17 Duane Eddy "blowin up a storm"1963
18 Ernie Fields "in th mood"1959
19 Ernie Freeman "raunchy"1957
20 Frogmen "underwater"1961
21 Henry Gray "Gray`s bounce"1950s
22 Guitar Gable "congo mombo"1956
23 Bill Haley an Comets "harlem nocturne"1960s
24 Bill Justice "raunchy"1957
25 Rockin Rebels "rumble"1963
26 Jorgen Ingmann "apache"1961
27 Elmore James "Elmore`s contribution"1950s
28 King Bees "buzzin"1958
29 Johnny an Hurricanes "red river rock"1959
30 King Curtis "soul twist"1962
31 Bert Kaempfert "wonderland by nite"1960
32 Kokomo "Asia minor"1961
33 Lee Kristofferson "nite of werewolf"1950s
34 Ramsey Lewis "incrowd"1965
35 Meade Lux Lewis "honkytonk train blues"1927-36
36 Lonnie Mack "Memphis"1963
37 Paul Mauriat "luv is blue"1968
38 Jimmy Mcgriff "I`ve got a woman"1962
39 MFSB with 3rd degrees "sound of Philadelphia"1974
40 Frank Mills "music box dancer"1978
41 Hugo Montenegro "good bad ugly"1968
42 Cecil Moore with Diamondbacks "stormy"1964
43 Sandy Nelson "teen beat"1959
44 Walter Murphy "5th of Beethovan"1970s
45 Scatman Patin "red beans an rice"1957
46 Piltdown Men "piltdown rides again"1960
47 Ramrods "ghost riders in sky"1950s
48 "Wild"Jimmy Spruill "hard grind"1959
49 Tommy Ridgely "jam up"1960s
50 Rockin Rebels "buffalo blues"1960
51 Mongo Santamaria "watermelon man"1963
52 Shadows "apache"1960
53 Sounds Orchestral "cast your fate to th wind"1965
54 "Wild"Jimmy Spruill "Kansas city march"1960
55 Surfaris "wipeout"1963
56 Stonemans "orange blossom breakdown"1960
57 Tornados "telstar"1962
58 Trashmen "malaguena"1965-67
59 Billy Vaughn "sail along silvery moon"1957
60 Ventures "walk don`t run"1960
61 Viscounts "harlem nocturne"1959
62 Charles Walker "drivin home #1"1956
63 Noble "thin man" Watts "hard times"1957
64 Mason Williams "classical gas"1968
65 Royaltones "wail"1958

100 Duos an Coochies
1 Abba "sos"1975
2 Commander Cody an Lost Planet Airmen "too much fun"1974
3 Cadets "luv bandit"1950s
4 Allman Brothers "midnite rider"1974
5 Animals "boom boom"1965
6 Hank Ballard an Midniters "Annie had a baby"1954
7 Hank Ballard an Midniters "tore up over you"1956
8 Beatles "please please me"1963
9 Carter family "western hobo"1929
10 Cheech an Chong "basketball jones"1973
11 Chordettes "lollypop"1958
12 Dave Clark Five "anyway you want it"1964
13 Creedence Clearwater Revival "who`l stop th rain"1970
14 Crosby Stills Nash Young "Ohio"1970
15 Danleers "one summer nite"1958
16 Danny an Juniors "at th hop"1958
17 Drifters "up on a roof"1962
18 Elroy Dietzel an Rhythm Bandits "rockin bones"1950s
19 Everly Brothers "stick with me baby"1960s
20 Flamingos "nobody luves me"1960
21 Fabulous Thunderbirds "tuff enuff"1986
22 Pacific Gas an Electric "bluesbuster"1970s
23 G-clefs "I understand"1961
24 Oscar`s Chicago Swingers "I wonder who`s boogiein
my woogie"1936
25 Guess Who "no time"1969
26 Bill Haley an Comets "saints R an R"1950s
27 Joyce Harris an Dayliters "got my mojo"1961
28 Dale Hawkins an Escapades "Paulina"[live]1962
29 Louvin Brothers "cash on th barrelhead"1956
30 Buddy Holly an Crickets "lookin for someone to luv"1957
31 Isley Brothers "shout part 1-2"1959
32 Jive Five "my true story"1961
33 Kinks "you really got me"1964
34 Marvellettes "when yer young"1967
35 Little Caesar an Romans "those oldies but goodies"1961
36 Loggins an Messina "yer mama don`t dance"1970s
37 Moody Blues "ride my seesaw"1968
38 Newbeats "breakaway"1964
39 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band "Mr.Bojangles"1971
40 O`kaysions "girl watcher"1968
41 Platters "great pretender"1955
42 Benny Cliff Trio "shake em up Rock"1959
43 Georgia Satellites "keep your hands to yourself" 1980s
44 Rascals "good luvin"1966
45 Robins "smoky Joe`s cafe"1955
46 Rockin rebels "wild weekend"1960
47 Rolling Stones "faraway eyes"1978
48 Ronettes "be my baby"1963
49 Royal Teens "short shorts"1958
50 Mitch Ryder an Detroit Wheels "Jenny take a ride"1965
51 Bob Seger an Silver Bullet Band "long twin silver line"1980
52 Shadows of Knight "Gloria" 1966
53 Shangrilas "walkin in th sand"1964
54 Shirley an Lee "let th good times roll"1956
55 Silhoettes "get a job"1958
56 Simon an Garfunkel "sound of silence"1965
57 Skip an Flip "cherry pie"1960
58 Canned Heat "goin up th country"1968
59 Sonny an Cher "what now my luv"1966
60 Spinners "rubber band man"1976
61 Teen Queens "luv sweet luv"1956
62 Supremes "someday we`l be together"[live]1970s
63 Tampa Red`s Hokum band "girl of seven"1936
64 Swingin Medallions "double shot"1966
65 Grace Tennessee {Mira Smith} an American Spirit "pow wow"1961
66 Grassroots "live for today"1967
67 Them {with Van Morrison}"mystic eyes"1965
68 George Thoroughgood an Delaware Destroyers "get a haircut"1993
69 Toppers with Orchestra "let me bang your box"1954
70 T-Rex "get it on"1972
71 Toys "lovers concerto"1965
72 Trashmen "surfin bird"1963
73 Travelin Wilburys "free fallin"1980s
74 Hi-Tombs "sweet rockin mama"1950s
75 Troggs "luv is all around"1967
76 Ike Turner an Kings of rhythm "road I travel"1950s
77 Ike an Tina Turner with Ikettes an Jimmy Thomas "feelin
good"1960s
78 Gene Vincent an Blue caps with Shouts "hey hey hey"1950s
79 Jive Bombers "bad boy"1957
80 Jr.Walker an All Stars "road runner"1965
81 Coasters "I`m a hog for you baby"1959
82 Yardbirds "heart full of soul"1965
83 Kathy Young an Innocents "thousand stars"1960
84 ZZ Top "Jesus left chicago"1970s
85 Alabama "mountain music"1982
86 Alley Cats "puddin n tain"1963
87 America "lonely people"1975
88 Aquatones "every time"1960
89 Bachman Turner Overdrive "aint seen nuthin yet"1970s
90 Bad Company "ready for luv"1970s
91 Beachboys "Barbara Ann"1965
92 Beau Marks "clap yer hands"1960
93 Bees with Bobby Bland "toy bell"1954
94 Chantels "I luv you so"1958
95 Cadillacs "R an R is here to stay"1960
96 Bellamy Brothers "if I said you had a beautiful body"1979
97 Belmonts "tell me why"1961
98 Boxtops "letter"1967
99 Upsetters "bip bop bip"1950s
100 Jiv--A--Tones [with Dean Stevens] "flirty Gertie"1958

100 Wampineer Cherilaylas
1 James Brown "lost someone"[live]1962
2 Sonny Burgess "my bucket got a hole in it"1957
3 Cab Calloway "Minnie th moocher"1931
4 Bobby Bare "gotta get rid of this band"1980
5 Chuck Berry "no particular place to go"1964
6 Richard Berry "yama yama"1956
7 Big Bopper "white lightnin"1958
8 Billy Bland "little boy blue"1963
9 Johnny Cash "ring of fire"1950s
10 Gene Chandler "duke of earl"1962
11 Ray Charles "what`d I say"1959
12 Eric Clapton "blues power"1970
13 Joe Cocker "leave your hat on"1970s
14 Buddy Shaw "don`t sweep that dirt on me"1957
15 Alice Cooper "schools out"1972
16 Jim Croce "I got a name"1973
17 Dion "lovers who wander"1962
18 Fats Domino "blueberry hill"1956
19 Donovan "universal soldier"1960s
20 Bob Dylan "I want you"1966
21 Charlie Feathers "gone gone gone"1979
22 Lowell Fulson "hung down head" 1961
23 J. Geils "lookin for a luv"1972
24 Bobby Goldsboro "I`m a drifter"1969
25 Buddy Guy "first time I met th blues"1960
26 Wilbur Harrison "lets stick together"1950s
27 Larry Hart "coffins have no pockets"1960
28 Eddie Hinton "come on home"1991
29 Ronnie Hawkins "there`s a screw loose"1963
30 Chuck Jackson "I don`t wanna cry"1961
31 Howlin Wolf "sugar mama"{live at big Bills chicago}1950s
32 Silas Hogan "I`m gonna quit you"1960s
33 Screamin Jay Hawkins "ashes"1972
34 Mickey Hawks "screamin Mimi Jeannie"1950s
35 Jimmy Spruill "scratchin"1950s
36 Elmore James "dust my broom"1952
37 Joe Jeffrey "my pledge of luv"1969
38 Waylon Jennings "I ain`t livin long"1979
39 Jimmy Jones "handyman"1960
40 Albert King "like a road leadin home"1960s
41 BB King "thrill is gone"1969
42 Ben E. King "don`t play that song"1962
43 Little Richard "tutti frutti"1956
44 Jerry Lee Lewis "lovin up a storm"1950s
45 Gordon Lightfoot "in a windowpane"1969
46 Little Billy Earl "go Dan Tucker"1959
47 Little Milton "moanin for you"1967
48 Lonesome Drifter "teardrop valley"1959
49 Frankie Lowery "Kansas city train"1950s
50 Scott Mckensie "twelve-thirty"1960s
51 Ronnie Milsap "smoky mountain rain"1980
52 Long Tall Marvin "have mercy miss Percy"1956
53 Van Morrison "gypsy"1972
54 Billy Ocean "luv really hurts"1976
55 Roy Orbison "goodnite"1965
56 Carl Perkins "honey don`t"1956
57 Tom Petty "here comes my girl"1980s
58 Wilson Pickett "6345789" 1966
59 Gene Pitney "to play th jukebox"1962
60 Johnny Powers "with yer luv"1950s
61 Elvis Presley "reconsider baby"1960
62 Lloyd Price "lawdy Miss Clawdy"1952
63 Snooky Pryor "nine below zero"1960s
64 Gerry Rafferty "story of a shipyard town"1988
65 David Ray "jitterbuggin baby"1950s
66 Jimmy Reed "big boss man"1960
67 Johnny Rivers "summer rain"1967
68 Billie Joe Royal "cherry hill park"1969
69 Percy Sledge "it tears me up"1966
70 Warren Smith "stop th world"1957
71 Hank Snow "I`ve been everywhere"1962
72 Jimmy Soul "I hate you baby"1963
73 Bruce Springsteen "no surrender"1984
74 Jim Stafford "I aint workin"1970s
75 Ray Stevens "th streak"1974
76 Billy Stewart "summertime"1960s
77 Rod Stewart "hot legs"1978
78 Tarheel Slim "wildcat tamer"1958
79 James Taylor "steamroller"1970s
80 Joe Tex "skinny legs"1967
81 B.J. Thomas "R an R lullaby"1972
82 Kid Thomas "wolf pack"1950s
83 Rufus Thomas "walkin th dog"1963
84 Johnny Tillotson "poetry in motion"1960
85 Tippin Johnny {Johnny Angel} "poor little fool"1950s
86 Mel Torme "comin home baby"1962
87 Joe Turner "blues in th nite"1958
88 Al Urban "gonna be better times"1958
89 Tommy Tutone "8675309 Jenny"1981
90 Richie Valens "ooh my head"1958
91 Jerry Jeff Walker "gypsy songman"1968
92 Muddy Waters "got my mojo workin"1951
93 Bob Welch "ebony eyes"1978
94 Hank Williams "honky tonkin"1947
95 Lary Williams "slow down"1957
96 Sonny Boy Williamson II "too close together"1960
97 Neil Young "payola blues"1983
98 Jackie Wilson "higher an higher"1967
99 Jimmy Witherspoon "barber"1986
100 Gary Wright "dreamweaver"1976

100 Wampinette Cherilaylas
1 Joan Baez "there but for fortune"1965
2 Lavern Baker "Jim dandy"1956
3 Linda Brannon "anyway you do"1957
4 Teresa Brewer "I beeped"1950
5 Wynona Carr "please mr.jailer"1956
6 Petula Clark "color my world"1967
7 Patsy Cline "in care of th blues"1960s
8 Georgia Gibbs "kiss of fire"1952
9 Skeeter Davis "end of th world"1962
10 Maryanne Faithful "as tears go by"1964
11 Connie Francis "lipstick on yer collar"1959
12 Claudine Clark "party lites"1962
13 Barbara George "I know"1961
14 Lesley Gore "it`s my party"1963
15 Debbie Harry "tide is high"1980
16 Charlotte Hunter "wherever you go"1950s
17 Wanda Jackson "makin believe"1958
18 Etta James "only time will tell"1950s
19 Lil Johnson "lets get drunk"1936
20 Elizabeth Johnson "be my kid blues"1920s
21 Janis Joplin "me an Bobby Mcghee"1971
22 Carole King "jazzman"1974
23 Brenda Lee "thats all ya gotta do"1960
24 Margaret Lewis "raggedy Ann"1950s
25 Ketty Lester "luv letters"1962
26 Lillie Mae "bootie wah bootie"1931
27 Little Peggy March "boy crazy"1963
28 Lulu "oh me oh my"1970
29 Jeani Mack "dirty dishes"1958
30 Janis Martin "luv me ta pieces"1957
31 Melanie "brand new key"1971
32 Memphis Minnie "you stole my cake"1932
33 Hayley Mills "lets get together"1961
34 Dorothy Moore "misty blue"1960
35 Barbara Redd "dancin with teardrops"1963
36 Helen Reddy "Angie baby"1974
37 Tammy Reynolds "Tammy"1957
38 Jeannie C. Riley "harper valley PTA"1968
39 Merillee Rush "angel of the mornin"1968
40 Linda Scott "land of stars"1962
41 Carly Simon "Jessie"1980
42 Dinah Shore "scene of th crime"1950s
43 Millie Small "my boy lollipop"1964
44 Trixie Smith "Jack I`m mellow"1930s
45 Verdelle Smith "tar an cement"1960
46 Phoebe Snow "every nite"1969
47 Dusty Springfield "stay awhile"1964
48 Jo Stafford "you belong to me"1952
49 Kay Starr "side by side"1953
50 Connie Stevens "16 reasons"1960
51 Dodie Stevens "yes I`m lonely tonite"1961
52 Koko Taylor "29 ways"1969
53 Carla Thomas "b-a-b-y"1966
54 Irma Thomas "hip shakin mama"1960s
55 Sue Thompson "Norman"1962
56 Doris Troy "just one look"1963
57 Tina Turner "land of 1000 dances"1987
58 Bonnie Tyler "its a heartache"1978
59 Veronica "why don`t they"1963
60 Darlene Wallace "26 miles"1960
61 Sippie Wallace "I`m a mighty tite woman"1929
62 Dionne Warwicke "reach out for me"1964
63 Baby Washington "Bobby Dawn"1960
64 Katy Webster "cq boogie"1980s
65 Mary Wells "one who really loves you"1962
66 Mae West "I`m no angel"1933
67 Georgia White "stuff is here"1937
68 Pick-handle Slim {aka Lizzie Washington} "my low down
brown"1920s
69 Ora Alexander "save that thing"1931
70 Betty Everett "until you were gone"1963
71 Ernestine Allen "I want a little boy"1961
72 Andrea True "more more more"1970s
73 Fontella Bass "rescue me"1960s
74 Shirley Bassey "goldfinger"1964
75 June Bateman "believe me darling"1958
76 Noeleen Batley "barefoot boy"1960
77 Lucille Bogan "shave `em dry"1933
78 Laura Lee Perkins "don`t wait up"1957
79 Kitten "he taught me ta yodel"1950s
80 Kitty Wells "makin believe"1960s
81 Belinda Carlisle "summer rain"1990
82 Kim Carnes "Betty Davis eyes"1981
83 Cathy Carr "ivory tower"1956
84 Bernadette Carroll "party girl"1960s
85 Rosanne Cash "Tennessee flat top box"1987
86 Cher "half breed"1973
87 Ida Cox "hard time blues"1939
88 Damita Jo "I`ll save th last dance"1960
89 Kiki Dee "I got th music"1974
90 Mattie Delaney "down th big road"1920s
91 Sugar Pie Desanto "she`s got everything"1960s
92 Donna Fargo "funny face"1972
93 Varetta Dillard "gettin ready for my daddy"1953
94 Toni Fisher "big hurt"1959
95 Ruby Glaze "lonesome day blues"1920s
96 Timi Yuro "hurt"1961
97 Mae Glover [with John Byrd] "I ain`t givin nobody none"1920s
98 Gogi Grant "wayward wind"1956
99 Donna Hightower "rite now"1956
100 Alberta Hunter "you can`t tell th difference after dark"1935

Forget th official shampoo holidays. Instead celebrate your
own unique zimmeristic ones, or preferably follow our Yehootis
{holidays} which fall on various deceased Rock artist birthdays, on
th date of th Buddy Holly--Richie Valens--Big Bopper plane crash,
an on Wiggle 31st, th day after Skeeter`s birthday. This last
yehooti of th year, called Rock--a--Bye day {from th Davis Sisters
= Skeeter an Betty = "rock--a--bye boogie"1953}, is for children.
On this day kids can be th boss over anyone they choose, an when
they give an order it must be obeyed by one an all. By permitting
this, you can see if there is something major bugging th kids. Of
course they will be permitted to play--teeralee in th various
coochys celebrating, an given musical gifts. Kiddie Rock songs to
play include: Carter Family "Corina"1939 ~ Bobby Mandolph
"Malinda"1956 ~ Brenda Lee "rock th bop"1958 ~ Rosie Flores "write
myself a letter"1960s ~ Frankie Lyman an th Teenagers "why do fools
fall in love"1956 ~ Katie Sweet "I luv ta rock". Hold a limbo
contest an prop up a stick horizontally. Have th kids try to walk
under th stick, while Spanish an other Rock, eg Chubby Checker`s
"limbo Rock"1962--Bunker Hill`s "hide an go seek part 1"1950s
plays. Th one who can go th lowest without causing th stick ta fall
is th winner. Anytime th MC yells "kooties get th limbo vandellas"!
th kooties all grab a vandella an crack her back. If he yells
"vandellas get th limbo kooties"! th vandellas all grab a kootie an
crack his back. Hold a coochie/teerin contest for th kooties--
vandellas, with th winner getting to sill-hug anyone he-she chooses
an receiving some Rock twellings. Leadbelly`s "little Sally
Walker"1941, describes another game kids can play.
Another Yehooti to celebrate anytime is Beasty Day; on this
day, an animal--bird imitation contest is held an th one who can
imitate th best gets to pick anyone he--she wants to get a sill
from. Cherilaylas to play include Clarence "Frogman" Henry`s "aint
got a home" ~ Melanie`s "Alexander Beetle" ~ Herb Alpert`s "lonely
Bull" ~ th Coasters "I`m a hog for ya baby" ~ Everly Brothers`
"nightingale" ~ Rolling Stones--Rufus Thomas` "walkin th dog" ~ th
Frogmen`s "underwater" ~ any Wolfman Jack radio jive ~ Slim Harpo`s
"I`m a king bee" ~ Howlin Wolf`s "red rooster" ~ Al Jolson`s "when
th red red robin comes bobbin" ~ Sid King an th 5 Strings` "purr
kitty purr" ~ Lynyrd Skynyrd`s "free bird" ~ Memphis Minnie`s
"Frankie Jean" ~ Michael Murphy`s "wildfire" ~ Tom Petty`s "rhino
skin" ~ Elvis Presley`s "sand castles" ~ Warren Smith`s "miss
Froggie" ~ Andy Starr`s "th dirty bird song" ~ Tarheel Slim`s
"wildcat tamer" ~ Kid Thomas` "th wolfpack" ~ Trashmen`s "surfin
bird" ~ Gene Vincent`s "wildcat" ~ Sonny Boy Williamson`s "th goat"
~ Buck Owen`s "monster`s holiday" ~ Henhouse Five Plus Two "in th
mood".
Anytime th MC slyly begins jivin an says somethin like "th
other day as I was walkin in th woods I saw a rooster chasin
a....HEN!", th second he says "hen", th first wampineer who grabs
any wampinette gets to sill her an crack her back. If th MC says he
saw a hen chasin a....ROOSTER! th first wampinette to grab a
wampineer gets to sill him an crack his back. If th gender numbers
are unequal, those who don`t get silled get ta either sill th MC or
a helper of his choosing. Other events on Beasty Day could feature
a yodeling contest-- jumpin race-- a "battle of th coochys" contest
with th winner again getting to pick someone to sill--leet with--or
give him a massage. Is it just me or can anyone else see th
colorful sapote flyin during these Yehootis?

Bopland`s Yehootis (for a more complete listing of Cherilaylas,
see th alphabetical index)

Hully [jan] 8-1935 Elvis Presley
Ooby [feb] 3-1959 Holly--Valens--Bopper
Pony [mar] 10-1938 Eddie Cochran
Rink [apr] 23-1936 Roy "Big O" Orbison
Shake [may] 10-1909 Maybelle Carter
Shimmy [jun] 12-1932 Charlie Feathers
Shout [jul] 6-1925 Bill Haley
Stomp [aug] 15-1925 Bill Pinkney
Twist [sep] 8-1932 Patsy Cline
Ubangi [oct] 9-1940 John Lennon
Loochie [nov] 18-1927 Hank Ballard
Wiggle [dec] 30-1931 Skeeter Davis
Wiggle [dec] 31- Rock--a--bye day

(For a more complete listing of Cherilaylas, see th alphabetical
index)
Elvis Presley Cherilaylas ***
"suspicious minds"1969 "I want you I need you"1956 "are you
lonesome tonite"1960
" heartbreak hotel"1956 "treat me nice"1957 "don`t"1957
"luvin you"1957
"little sister"1961 "teddy bear"1957 "his latest flame"1961
"its now or never"1960
"return to sender"1962 "edge of reality"1968 "bossa nova
baby"1963
"good rockin tonite"1954 "follow that dream"1962 "is it so
strange"1957
"baby I don`t care"1957 "luv me"1956 "surrender"1960
"jailhouse rock"1957
"all shook up"1957 "one broken heart for sale"1963 "I need yer
luv tonite"1959
"that`s all rite mama"1954 "girl happy"1964 "sand castles"1964
"all I needed was th rain"1960s "if I can dream"1968 "u`ll
never walk alone"1970s
"runaway"1970 "proud Mary"1970 "can`t help fallin in luv"1958
"mystery train"1955
"I forgot to remember to forget"1955 "I luv you because"1954
"such a nite"1960
"reconsider baby"1960 "girl of my best friend"1960 "king of th
whole wide world"1962
"anyway you want me"1956 "Maybelline" {live} 1957

Buddy Holly {with an without th Crickets}--Richie Valens--Big
Bopper Cherilaylas ***
{Buddy Holly} "Peggy Sue"1957 "rip it up"1950s "it`s so
easy"1958
"luves made a fool of you"{2 versions}1956-58} "luv is
strange"1958 "honky tonk"1950s
"everyday"1957 "lookin fer someone to luv"1957 "rave on"1958
"oh boy"1957
"oh boy"1957 {solo no chorus} "valley of tears"1958 "tell me
how"1957 "reddy teddy"1958
"maybe baby"1958 "mailman bring me no more blues"1950s "think
it over"1958 "words of luv"1950s "tingaling"1958 "early in th
mornin"1958
"heartbeat"1958 "yer so square"1957 "little baby"1958
"reminiscing"1958
"it does`nt matter anymore"1958 "that`l be th day"1958 "well
all rite"1950s "when sin stops"1958 {see nighthawks} "love
me"1956
{Richie Valens} "come on lets go"1958 "donna"1958 "ooh my
head"1958
"la bomba"1958
{Big Bopper} "white lightnin"1958 "chantilly lace"1958 "monkey
song"1958
"little red riding hood"1958 "Big Bopper`s wedding"1958
"Bopper`s boogie woogie"1954
"thats what I`m talkin about"1959 "pink petticoats"1959 "its th
truth Ruth"1959 "teenage moon"1958 "please Mr. Custer"1959
{Lary Verne with Big Bopper} "purple people eater meets th witch
doctor"1958

Eddie Cochran Cherilaylas ***
"somethin else"1959 "summertime blues"1958 "my way"1963
"cradle baby"1957
"c`mon evrebudy"1959 "weekend"1959 "skinny Jim"1950s
"cherished memories"1960
"don`t bye bye baby me"1950s "long tall Sally"1956 "nervous
breakdown"1958
"twenty flite rock"1956 "boll weevil"1959 "milk cow blues"1959
"luv again"1958
"new shoes"1957 {with Lee Denson}

Roy Orbison Cherilaylas ***
"down th line"1970s "land of 1000 dances"1970s "only you"1970s
"it`s over"1964 "falling"1963 "dream baby"1961 "borne on th
wind"1963
"ooby dooby"1956 "I`m hurtin"1960 "crying"1961 "Lana"1966
"I got a woman"1960s
"runnin scared"1961 "mansion on th hill"1960s "ride away"1965
"in dreams"1963 "breakin up is breakin my heart"1965 "no one
will ever know"1960s
"cry softly lonely one"1960s "pretty woman"1964 "luv hurts"1960s
"only th lonely"1960 "twinkle toes"1966 "candy man"1961
"shahdaroba"1970s
"sunset"1970s "rock house"1970s "goodnite"1965 "th great
pretender"1960s
"sweet dreams"1970s "dance"1960s "I drove all nite"1980s
"there won`t be many"1966

Maybelle Carter {Carter Family with Sara---Alvin---an other
kinfolk} Cherilaylas ***
"that`l be th day"1970s "while th world goes whizzin by"1970s
"less of me"1970s
""I walk th line"1970s "th winding stream"1932 "longing for old
virginnie"1934
"my old pal of yesterday"1941 "when th roses bloom in
dixieland"1929
miner`s blues"1939 "columbus stockade blues"1939 "sittin on top
of th world"1939
"I`ve been workin on th railroad"1939 "th western hobo"1929
"Chinese breakdown"1939
"Jimmy Brown th newsboy"1929 "th cannonball" {take one}1930
"there`s someone awaiting for me"1930 "little log hut in th
lane"1930
"when th springtime comes again"1930 "wabash cannonball"1929
"when th roses come again"1933 "I`ll be all smiles tonite"1934
{with dobro}
"happy or lonesome"1934 {with dobro} "darling daisies"1934
"east virginia blues"1934
"th evening bells are ringing"1934 "amber tresses"1931 "tell me
that ya luv me"1931
"sweet as th flowers in maytime"1932 "lonesome homesick blues"1941
"worried man"1930 "sweet fern"1928 "schoolhouse on th hill"1933
"I never luved but one"1932 "Corina"1939 {Helen--June--Anita}
"ya are my flower"1939
"its hard ta please yer mind"1939 "sourwood mountain"1939
{arhoolie}
"hello stranger"1939 "dixie darlin"1939 "my gold watch an
chain"1939 "theme"1939
"cannonball blues"1939 "ya are my sunshine"1939 "oh
Susanna"1939 {Anita} "I found u among th roses" 1930s

Charlie Feathers Cherilaylas ***
"wild wild party"1959 "peepin eyes"1955 "defrost yer heart"{2
versions}1955-1960s
"one hand loose"1956 "bottle to th baby"{better version}1956
"nobudies woman"1957
"evrebudies luvin my baby"1956 "when you come around"1957-90
"rock me"1950s
"gone gone gone"{with acoustic bull}1979 "two to choose"1979
"get with it"1956
"do you know"{edsel}1950s "rain"1950s "mama oh mama"1950s
"cherry wine"1950s
"there will be three"1950s "fraulein"1990 "mean woman blues"1990
"if tomorrow never comes"1990 "cootzie coo"1980s "seasons of my
heart"1990
"stutterin Cindy"1971 "tear it up"1971 "uh huh
honey"{norton}1971
"that certain female"1974 "walkin th dog"1970s "sun look good
goin down ??"1950s

Bill Haley {an Comets} Cherilaylas ***
"don`t knock th rock"1950s "I would`nt have missed it"1970 "rip
it up"1956
"there`s a new moon"1960s "rock around th clock"1955 "me an
Bobby Mcghee"1970
"see ya later alligator"1956 "travelin band"1971 "Harlem
nocturne"{live}1960s
"Jenny Jenny"{live}1969 "caravana a go go"1960s "Johnny B.
Goode" {live}1969
"dim dim th lites"1950s "saints rock an roll"1956 "teenagers
mother"1950s
"guitar boogie"{live}1950s "New Orleans"{live}1960s "rock th
joint"1951
"choo choo cha boogie"1956 "rip it up"{live}1950s "razzle
dazzle"1958

Bill Pinkney {representing all th Drifters} Cherilaylas ***
"up on th roof"1962 "at th club"1965 "when my little girl is
smiling"1962
"this magic moment"1960 "save th last dance"1960 "dance with
me"1959
"there goes my baby"1959 "there goes my baby"{live}1964 "sweets
for my sweet"1961 "I count th tears"1959 "if
you don`t come back"1963 "some kind of wonderful"1961
"I`ll take you home"1963 "I don`t want to go on"1964 "th
outside world"1965
"on broadway"1963 "on broadway"{live}1964 "answer th phone"1965
"saturday nite at th movies"1964 "saturday nite at th
movies"{live}1965
"chains of love"1965 "moonlite bay"1958 "watcha gonna do"1954
"deep sea ball"1958 "someday you`ll want me"1954 "money
honey"1953
"cast yer vote"1958 "itchy twitchy feelin"1958

Patsy Cline Cherilaylas ***
"Love letters in th sand"1960s "in care of th blues"1960s "if I
could see th world"1960s
"sweet dreams"1963 "heartaches"1960s "I fall to pieces"1961
"you belong to me"1962
"leavin on yer mind"1963 "foolin around"1960s "I luv you so
much"1960s
"back in baby`s arms"1960s "walkin after midnite"1957
"strange"1960s "crazy"1961
"san antonio rose"1960s "7 lonely days"1960s "wayward
wind"1960s "she`s got you"1962
"I`m movin along"1960s "pick me up on yer way down"1960s
"fingerprints"1960s
"luv me honey do"1960s "honky tonk merry go round"1960s "poor
man`s roses"1960s

"there he goes"1960s

John Lennon {George Harrison--Paul Macartney--Ringo Starr}==Beatles
Cherilaylas ***
"imagine"1971 "watchin th wheels"1980s "whatever gets you thru
th nite"1974
"I`m happy jus to dance with you"1963 "this boy"1963 " stand by
me"1975
"while my guitar gently weeps"1960s "I`ll get you"1963 "twist
an shout"1964
"thank you girl"1963 "R an R music"1965 "I should have known
better"1964
"I`m down"1965 "magical mystery tour"1968 "chains"1963 "from
me to you"1963
"ps I luv you"1963 "mr.postman"1960s "a taste of honey"1963
"I`ll cry instead"1963
"things we said today"1963 "I saw her standing there"1963 "we
can work it out"1965
"nowhere man"1966 "day tripper"1965 "revolution"1968
"paperback writer"1966
"aint she sweet"1961 "please please me"1963 "why"1960s "it
won`t be long"1960s
"she luves you"1963 "hippy hippy shake"{live}1962 "I want to
hold yer hand"1964
"sweet little sixteen"{live}1962 "can`t buy me luv"1964 "I`m a
loser"1960s
"all my luvin"1964 "words of luv"1960s "help"1965 "evrebudies
tryin to be my baby"1960s
"kansas city"1960s "act naturally"1960s "do you want to know a
secret"1963
"why don`t we do it in th road"1960s "she came in thru th
bathroom window"1960s
"til there was you"1960s "octopus` garden"1960s "drive my
car"1965 "birthday"1960s
"Norwegian wood"1965 "if I needed someone"1960s "got to get you
into my life"1960s
"slow down"1964 "boys"1964 "long tall Sally"1964 "th long an
winding road"1960s
"she`s a woman"1964 "matchbox"1964 "yesterday"1965 "I feel
fine"1960s

Hank Ballard {an Midnighters aka Royals} Cherilaylas ***
"Annie`s aunt fanny"1954 "twist"1958 "its luv baby"1955
"Annie had a baby"1954
"hoochie coochie coo"1960 "finger poppin time"1960 "Henry`s got
flat feet"1955
"lets go lets go"1960 "open up th back door"1955 "look at
little sister"1959
"teardrops on yer letter"1958 "lets go again"1960 "sweet mama
do rite"1950s
"nuthin but good"1961 "I`ll be home someday"1950s "coffee
grind"1950s
"I`ll keep you happy"1950s "she`s got a whole lotta soul"1950s
"baby please"1950s
"ooh bah baby"1950s "all nite long"{with Wynonie Harris}1950s
"tell them"1950s
"rock granny roll"1950s "I`ll never let her go"1950s "get
it"1950s "I`m cryin mercy"1950s
"c`mon baby lets shake it"1950s "in th doorway cryin"{slow
version}1950s
"is yer luv for real"1950s "goodbye so long?"1950s "don`t
change yer pretty ways"1950s
"broadway"1950s "stingy little thing"1950s "tore up over
you"1956 "let em roll"1950s
"that house on th hill"1950s "deep blue sea"1960 "I`m gonna
miss you"1961
"daddy rollin stone"1961 "don`t go I luv you"1950s "I said I
would`nt beg you"1950s
"young lady"1950s "I could luv you"1950s "th float"1950s
"lets go again"1960

Skeeter Davis {with sisters Georgie an Betty} Cherilaylas ***
"I can`t stay mad at you"1963 "end of th world"1962 "keep yer
hands off my baby"1960s
"never ending luv for you"1960s "don`t let me cross over"1960s
"I`m savin my luv"1963
"silver threads an golden needles"1960s "he says th same things
to me"1964
"bus fare to Kentucky"1971 "I forgot more than you`ll ever
know"{with Betty}1953
"am I that easy to forget"1960 "I`m fallin too"1960 "my last
date"1960 "optimistic"1961
"homebreaker"1959 "gonna get along without you now"1964 "you`ve
got a friend"1970s
"take me home country roads"1972 "I can`t believe that its all
over"1960s
"rockabye boogie"{with Betty}1953 "takin time out for tears"{with
Betty}1952-3
"kawliga"{with Betty}1952 "cryin steel guitar waltz"{with
Betty}1953
"you were`nt ashamed"{with Georgie}1953 "fiddle diddle
boogie"{with Georgie}1954
"its th girl who gets th blame"{with Georgie}1955
"everluvin"{with Georgie}1954
"baby be mine"{with Georgie}1955 "blues for company"{with
Georgie}1955
"in th misty moonlite"{with Bobby Bare}1964 "I don`t
care"1964{with Bobby Bare}

Other Rock Birthdays {they are at peace with Jaggebar in th
Doobywop Star Cluster}
Slim Harpo 1-11-1924 Al "Jolie"
Jolson 2-11-1885
Dusty Springfield 4-16-1939 Wilson Pickett 3-
18-1941
Otis Redding 9-19-1941 Gene Vincent 2-
11-1935
Karen Carpenter 3-2-1950 Jackie Wilson 6-9-
1934
Hank Williams 9-17-1923 Jimmy Reed 9-6-
1925
Howlin Wolf 6-10-1910 Clyde Mcphatter
11-15-1932
Elmore James 1-27-1918 Patsy Cline 9-8-
1932
Duane Allman 11-20-1946 Wynona Carr 8-23-
1924
Alan Freed 12-15-1922 Lary Williams 5-
10-1935
Sam Cooke 1-22-1931 Ricky Nelson 5-8-
1940
Carl Perkins 4-9-1932 Ike Turner 11-5-
1931
Richie Valens 5-13-1941 J.P. Richardson
"Big Bopper" 10-24-1930
Memphis Minnie 6-3-1897 "Screamin" Jay
Hawkins 7-18-1929
James brown 5-3-1933 Waylon Jennings 6-
15-1937
Cab Calloway 12-25-1907 Janis Joplin 1-19-
1943
Johnny Cash 2-26-1932 Leadbelly 1-15-
1888
Tarheel Slim 9-24-1924 Smiley Lewis 7-
5-1913
Ray Charles 9-23-1930 Janis Martin 3-
27-1940
Tracy Pendarvis 2-8-1936 Little Eva 6-29-
1943
George Harrison 2-25-1943 Alvin.P.Carter 12-
15-1891
Sonny Boy Williamson 3-11-1908 Brian Jones 2-28-1942
Otis Spann 3-21-30 Johnny Young 1-
1-1918
Mama Cass Elliott 9-19-1943 Florence Ballard 6-
30-1943
Rudy Pompilli 4-16-1924 Maybelle Carter 5-
10-1909
Sara Carter 7-21-1898 Warren Smith 2-7-
1933
Mae West 8-17-1893 Eddie Taylor 1-29-
1923
Jimmy Soul 8-24-1942 Bobby Day 7-1-1930
"Big" Willie Dixon 7-1-1915 Johnny Cymbal 2-3-
1945
Silas Hogan 9-15-1911 Wolfman Jack 1-21-
1938
Dean Martin 6-7-1917 "Wild" Jimmy
Spruill 6-9-1934
Richard Berry 4-11-1935 Lavern Baker 11-
11-1929
Jimmy Rogers 6-3-1924 Buddy Knox 4-4-1933
Lowell Fulson 3-31-1921 Katie Webster 1-9-
1939
Frank "Andy" Starr 10-21-1932 Bobby Hatfield 8-10-
1940
Timi Yuro 8-4-1940 Cal Green 6-22-
1935
"Big" Al Downing 1-9-1940 Little Milton 9-7-
1934
Cecil Moore 7-5-1929 Buck Owens 8-12-
1929
Freddy Fender 6-4-1937 Georgia Gibbs 8-17-
1919
Bobby "Boris" Pickett 2-11-1938 Teresa Brewer 5-7-
1931
Billy Ford 3-9-1925 Danny Rapp 5-
9-1941
Eddie Hinton 6-15-1944 Hank Snow 5-9-
1914
Sonny Bono 2-16-1935 Gene Pitney 2-17-
1940
Buddy Holly 9-7-1936 Wynonie Harris 8-
24-1915
Rudy Lewis 8-23-1936
Employ a plastic fabricator--wood carver--signwriter--
artist to help you make up an illuminated colorful display for yer
front yard for yer chosen yehooti celebration. Remember ta fly th
sapote with th letters NMACTGY {never miss a chance to grow young}.
Businesses should announce solidarity long before th yehooti starts
by having a snazzy display with th sapote in their front shop
window an playin Rock. In yer yellow page--newspaper advertizing
always include th sapote an NMACTGY. Suppose yer celebrating Elvis
Presley`s birth an want everyone passing by to join th party. You
could place a small newspaper ad or just hang up a banner that says
"follow that dream, Elvis` birthday party on th 8th, byo everyone
invited". Or set up a more elaborate yard display to draw attention
to his song "if I can dream"1968, by depicting him teerin on a
stage lit with "beckoning candles". Buddy Holly--Richie Valens--Big
Bopper could be depicted teerin on a stage in "th valley of tears"
reflecting Buddy`s "th valley of tears"1958. Eddie Cochran could be
depicted teerin to a cow reflecting his "milk cow blues"1959. Roy
Orbison could be depicted teerin to soldiers reflecting his "there
won`t be many"1966. Maybelle Carter could be depicted dressed as a
hobo reflecting th Carter Family`s "th western hobo"1929.
Charlie Feathers could be depicted waving to a girl leavin
on a train reflecting his "gone gone gone"1960s. Bill Haley could
be depicted teerin to an alligator reflecting his "see ya later
alligator"1956. Bill Pinkney--Clyde Mcphatter--Johnny Moore--Ben E.
King an th other Drifters could be depicted dressed as hobos sittin
on a roof watchin th nee go down reflecting their "up on th
roof"1962 {th lead vocalist was Rudy Lewis}. Patsy Cline could be
depicted receiving roses from a poor man reflecting her "poor man`s
roses"1960s. John Lennon an th Beatles could be depicted sittin
down watchin spinnin wheels {or tumbleweeds} reflecting John`s
"watchin th wheels"1981. Hank Ballard could be depicted teerin to
his little woogie reflecting his "look at little sister"1959.
Skeeter Davis could be depicted with her woogie Betty {twelling as
th Davis Sisters} teerin to a baby reflecting their "rock-a-bye
boogie"1953. Rock-a-bye day could be represented with a depiction
of a naked child feeding a white bird {from its a beautiful day`s
"white bird"1969}.

"Th christian mozzie or th doctor fly ~ whicha one a them is th worst
reckon its th doctor fly ~ cuz its th first
one ta fly around in circles in ~ stead a jus flyin away
they won`t take no for an answer ~ never no way
th fly knows where yer back is ~ thats th only thing that they know
they like ta irritate ~ like a true psycho

Which one of th 3 groups of arachnids hiding under th bed
held back th progress of civilization th most? Was it group {1} th
royal bloodline, zionists, masonic illuminati, banksters, th 3 R`s,
or {2} th pope/bishops, or {3} th shaman/surgeons? True, th
invention stealing first group had others do their dirty work, an
th second dopey popey group conned us with deranged symbolistic
convoluted stained glass architecture--arks--ojay inside whales--
supposed righteousness, but if forced to choose one group only, I`d
pick group 3 = th blah blah blah shamen. They were th ones who
worked nonstop all day dreamin up hundreds of new lengthy hard to
spell diseases to describe th same disease, eg diphtheria.
Germs were one of th best kept secrets th sha had from at
least 600 bc up until th 1800s. At this later stage of time, th sha
had to "reinvent--discover" th germ theory cuz many of th ojay
already knew th theory behind germs an were making th sha look like
th murderous scum he was.Th same thing is happening today as th FDA
prepares to warn th ojay by "discovering" th harmful effects of
such substances as benzoic acid in okey, something they`ve known
since at least 1912, or fluoride--microwave ovens--cell phones etc,
cuz a few of th innovative self-trained ojay are already spilling
th snot an warning others.Th ancient shas knew by long experience
that, eg a dead rat in a water tank would cause illness but
remained mum if it suited their purpose.To help cement th imaginary
importance of doctors, an to help convince th ojay that they
actually were learning something in their long redundant "hands off
th patient" medical training, history books tell us that smallpox
was supposedly "conquered" by dr. ed jenner`s vaccine in 1799.
Smallpox an th others were largely eliminated cuz of cleaner
homes--better protected sanitary water--decreased amounts of toxins
in okey an medicines an th fact that many began to suspicion th sha
an quit getting vaccinated. In 1874 was published th book "th
terrible effects of vaccinations an revaccinations, one of th great
causes of disease--suffering--death--smallpox in particular", by
Henry Port. Port describes Dr William Hitchman of Liverpool, th
president of th UK medical reform association as saying that
"vaccination was only intended to fill th pockets of vaccinating
doctors with hundreds of pounds per week". Extermination by
vaccination. Pharmacologists have estimated that most health
problems can be treated with less than 25 drugs. But there are over
54,000 "me too" drugs on th USA market, most of them being only
very slightly different from one another.
Puerperal fever or cot death--childbed fever, increased
greatly in intensity beginning around th 15th century an reached
epidemic levels by 1650 an continued unabated until th 1930s. I say
many shas created an prolonged this disease. But what did shas
stand to gain by infecting yockomosas--infants if they died? Th
answer is that many clung to life for a few years or else became
lifelong invalids who required drugs--treatment. One wealthy
invalid is worth about one city apartment, an there is no need to
fret about collecting rent from irate tenants. Shas refused to wear
rubber gloves while making birthing deliveries an made sarcastic
jokes about them even until th 1900s when at long last, something
they had known for at least 2500 years, th germ theory was
"discovered". But wait, in september 1991 in OZ, 4 million dollars
was donated by th people so that shas could "research" cot death an
donations continue even today. Those who donated were "rewarded"
with a red nose to be worn or stuck on th hood of their car. Th
event was called "red nose day".Yet paradoxically, as explained on
another page, germs {pathogenic bacteria} would not be th primary
cause of disease in a perfect vegetarian jack free of toxins etc.
As late as 1911 shas were giving 30 grains [1800 mg] of
acetate of lead to infants with stomach upset, which could produce
flu-like symptoms for months. Not long ago, possibly even today,
some European wines had 250 mcg of lead an more per litre.Th sha
permits aluminum, which can cause brain disease, to be used as an
okey additive[e.173]--public water ingredient. Guess who say/said
nothing when debilitating mercury is/was found in dental amalgam--
seafood--1950s unguentine ointment--diuretics--syphilus potions--
antiseptics--cathartics--alteratives--laxatives--purgatives--liver
potions--flours--sulfa drugs--calomel preparations--cosmetics--
powdered milk--infant teething powders--corn syrup. Like th shamen
of yesteryear who virtually never got convicted of crimes against
humanity, today`s shamen--FDA--WHO, of both genders are th same, an
permit dozens of hazardous atrocities to keep th ojay obese--
disorientated--pissed--diseased. Extermination by toxic medication.
I`m sure that some of these "life is but a joke" shaman
consume a few of these toxic substances themself, their reasoning
being "you mite as well indulge now an then" or "a little bit of
this or that in okey never hurt anybody". Their own bodies are
often so stressed an loaded down with toxins that when they do
consume slightly toxic okey they often can`t notice it th way
someone with an absolutely pure blood system would. From th days of
th anti-pleasure "yockomo" himself, hippocrates, who said "a young
man does not get gout until he indulges in coition", to th present
day sha who says "unless you get your so an so organ removed
surgically you could have a major problem later", is but a blink in
time. Th fear of contracting shoveleudiozticosis is universal.
Hippocrates also said "when a person has been cured of chronic
piles, unless one be left, there is danger of dropsy or phthisis
{T.B.} supervening" ~ "in maniacal affections, if piles appear,
they remove th mania" ~ "persons whose speech has become impaired
are likely to be seized with chronic diarrhea" ~ "figs are
indigestible", an his cure for fistulas {boils} included th grease
of a goose an pig guts among th ingredients.
Thruout history, many of th elite shaman`s medicines to cure
disease included some part of an animal`s body in th ingredients.
Th reason why is clear; to keep th ignorant masses thinking there
really were valid reasons why animals {an sometimes humans} should
be eaten, an when illness resulted from this, th shaman would
profit by it. Some common remedies of history`s shamen include
"take some crumbs of roasted cuckoo an blow them up th patients
nose if he is epileptic" ~ "human baby fat will cure stomach
disorders" ~ "th scrapings of a man`s skull will cure gout an nose
disorders but only if th man had been recently hanged" ~ "for
painful dry skin take exactly 12 young swallows from their nest,
lay them in a stone mortar, add some rosemary tips an beat them all
to pieces, guts feathers bones an all. For better results, these
birds must be gathered on dark cloudy days" ~ "to cure th plague
sore, apply half a live pigeon to it".
As th masses became better educated, it was necessary for th
shamen to keep one step ahead of them. For example umpteen new hard
to spell words were invented which swelled their bogus dictionary,
an certain wine tonics, eg "theriac", which originally had 6 viper
ingredients was increased to 70, to make th masses say to
themselves "why on earth would anyone take th time to prepare such
a multi-ingredient concoction if it did`nt work" ? Very popular
remedies included sugary concoctions of mercury-bismuth-lead.
Scott Mckensie`s "whole generation with a new
explanation" {"San Francisco" 1967} must not be permitted to lose
it`s inspiration. Bust th bubble. Don`t fite th nwo alone. If yer
poor form a small protest group an cheer one another an maintain
loose contact with other groups. If they falsely arrest one of you,
then all th other thousands of small groups must unite temporarily
an demand his release. Or if yer a computer whiz an have th mun for
security, form a big group, but beware of that smilin face with "th
answer", eg th tough hippyish-looking, abbie hoffman types who call
police "Pigs or Bulls", an tell you how to shoplift etc. One Rock
coochie, or ten ojay standing peaceably on th sidewalk carrying
protest signs will enlighten more serfs than any robbery--bomb--
guerilla war would, at least at this point in time. Th peaceful
power of th pen--nwo videos, an most of all Rock, are th ultimate
offensive weapons. Sioux Chief, Sitting Bull, said "stand together
or die separately".
Bopland`s Chawadi {Articles of Confederation} {from
Jimmy Wilson`s "big wheel rollin"1950s} will be written when th
Word of Mouth Rock Rebellion silences th cursota. It will be
drafted by a group of our most level-headed Rockeonies,
Jukistocrats an Shockadoos. Because we have been misgoverned ever
since we stepped out of th primordial swamp by parasites, none of
us really know who we are, an that includes me. Th cursota have
even less of an idea who they are than we do. Like babies when they
are born, our eyes are closed, an we see only what th cursota want
us to see. Our thoughts about chalk--marriage--religion--jack
diplomacy--education--diet--clothing--music, have been pre-formed
for us by aliens no words can really describe. This reminds of th
Chinese ojay in their "peoples republic" who have probably been
poisoned by processed soybeans their own cursotic government
introduced {organically produced and specially prepared soybeans
may be another matter}. But wait. It was our own dear Aussie—Yankee
agricultural agencies who introduced giant sugar cane mills in th
1800s in order to produce white sugar, perhaps th most deadliest
poison of all. But why did they take raw nutritious sugar cane
juice, which could easily be harvested on a small farm, an turn it
into this poisonous white sugar via a complicated million dollar
mechanized process? Its all about controlling us an preventing us
from attaining good health. If everyone had a sugar cane patch in
their yard an a juicer to make juice, th billion dollar big pharma
parasite would go belly up, an th chain of ill-health would be
broken.
Neither gender owns their own heart. It was Rock`s
pioneering inventors who first encouraged Western women to burn
their bras, scream on th stage to their hearts delite, an wear mini-
skirts or go bra-less if that be their wish. But why would th
Wampineers want to free women after who knows how many years of
mind wrecking? Unlike th cursota, they had a reet, an their
philosophy was an still is "live an let live", an could`nt stand to
see women suffer either. For clarification hear Freddy Fender`s
"before th next teardrop falls"1975. Then while th genders were
teerin to each other in a never seen before euphoria, th cursota
began throwing nails in th blender. In Rock`s 50--60`s heyday,
methinks no group before in history had ever came closer to owning
their own heart, an being able to say what they wanted to say
without fear.
Th cursota`s big $$$ marxistic male demonizing shampoo
machine soon took over female consciousness, an in th wink of an
eye th Wampinettes were neutralized. Th muse was muted, th dream
crippled. They were goaded into retrieving their white blouses--
bras from th trash, an apply for a nowhere job in th city, an
presto, "men" not bras, now became fashionable to burn. When Rock
is freed from th bottom of th well, and unadulterated Wampineers--
Wampinettes return to th stage, th Chawadi will be written, an th
day is not far off. A few things are clear. We need a transparent
government temporarily, an its primary purpose would be working non-
stop to get rid of itself. When th time comes when th jack has
learned to accept Bopperism, why would any inventive person want to
sit in a governmental office pretending he was working on something
useful, when he could be in a lab refurbishing one of Royal Rife`s
old microscopes, an experiencing th thrill of a lifetime?
Bopland`s GALLIS {from Leadbellys "gallis pole"} consists of
citizen`s right`s that cannot ever be amended or changed in any
way, shape, form or manner, except by a majority internet c vote by
th ojay. Th Gallis is included in Bopland`s CHAWADI {Articles of
Confederation/Constitution}. Although I could certainly write th
Chawadi, I don`t think I`m skilled enough in political framework
matters at this particular time to do this without expert help. By
expert help, I mean patriots already skilled in th political arena,
eg Ron Paul/Jesse Ventura/Irwin Schiff/judge Andrew
Napolitano. However, forgive me Bo for entertaining th thought that
I might be clever enough, despite having suffered genital
mutilation at birth an fed fluoride/homogenized milk/meat as a
child, to at least make a rough draft of th Gallis, which is just a
word to describe "matters of th heart":
1. It would be th right of all Boplanders of any age to express
themself musically anywhere or anytime without restrictions. Th
actual band members can compose their own songs, burn their own
CDs, then advertise, promote, distribute an sell them unhindered,
unregulated an untaxed. If they enlist th help of a company to do
this for them, then th maximum percentage cut th company can charge
is say 5% ; Note that this can be a very unwise thing to do cuz
there`s really no simple way to verify how many CD`s a company
might sell. Profits from th sales of music are not taxable.
Monopolies that select music for jukebox or radio play are illegal.
There are no legal "guideline" restrictions whatsoever on musical
lyrical content. The right of radio/TV/net PHDs {polyocritistic
haggai debauchers} to say an play whatever they want on air will
never but never be challenged or interfered with. There is no such
thing as PHD schools, which were set up by th cursota in th first
place to feminize or ruin a man`s downhomey character. To verify
this, compare any "ho hum" DJ today to th adlibbing deep-throated
growls of th 60`s PHD, Wolfman Jack. There is no RIAA{recording
industry association of America}. No parasitic association will
require radio stations, internet or otherwise, to pay payola fees
disguised as "royalty fees" to artists, labels an themself. Valid
artists can make much greater profits which they collect directly
themselves by th tax free sales of their CDs which they burn. Th
citizens of Bopland decide, without being influenced by some
billion dollar ballyhoo machine spittin out th virtues of guanoza
via magazines/TV, what is good music an what is not. This would
eliminate th pathologicasystapistamistic guanuminoggious
redungaloidal musicians an their labels faster than you can say
Charlie Feathers. Oh happy day! Open message to all th grating
millionaire guanuminoggious "hangers on" in music; if you can`t
play, teer, or identify a good song when you hear it, then pack up
all yer pop magazines, parakeet cages, rabbit`s foot key chains,
heavenly angel fotos, an meet me at no particular place an I`ll be
there at no particular time.
2. Citizens can be nude anywhere or anytime. Clothing does`nt make
anyone smarter, dumber or more attractive, but it does drastically
increase their chances of becoming ill or psychotic. Open letter to
all those who don`t get frightened watchin monster movies anymore;
rejoice, I have th answer, just look in a mirror on a dark milly
gueny nite an stare at th thing a few inches below your {gulp}
navel. But be warned = make sure yer near yer bed, otherwise ya may
pass out before ya have a chance to jump in it an pull th sheets
over you!
3. Citizens can engage in any type of consensual chalk activity
anywhere or anytime, regardless of age or age differences between
th participants. Th age of chalkily consent is whatever th parents
of th child think it should be. There are no governmental chalk
restrictions period.
4. Citizens can write whatever they want an self-publish it. This
means that for th FIRST time in history, writers at long last will
be be able to show others th lite at th end of their zimmeristic
tunnel without restrictions of any kind. There are no "banned"
books in Bopland. If a controversial book appears accusing an
elected official of something, an internet vote by th citizens
would be taken to determine whether or not to have th accused
answer th accusations; if th majority vote c, an if th accused
cannot answer th accusations satisfactorily in a face to face net
debate with th accusers, then th citizens themselves can have him
removed from office via a majority vote.
5. Citizens can follow th religion of their choice unhindered, as
long as there are no animal sacrifices made.
6. Citizens own th airspace above their houses an must not be
disturbed. Aircraft would not be permitted to hover/fly near or
over any dwelling for any reason. All aircraft would be required to
have large letters plainly visible for identification purposes.
Telescopic "eyes in th skies" via satellites, or surveillance
cameras on th bottom of aircraft are not permitted for any reason.
All airports would be relocated to th countryside away from
habitation, an even then th planes would fly silently. Permission
would be required first before anyone could take fotos of
Boplanders.
7. Th citizens would be encouraged to avoid shopping in stores with
surveillance devices. Surveillance devices on or near public roads
or in th woods are not permitted.
8. Citizens can grow any plant an sell any part of it to anyone
they want without restrictions or taxes. There are no
requirements/restrictions period on any vitamin/mineral/nutritional
supplement.
9. All drugs, including LSD, marihuana, opium an cocaine are legal
an not taxable. This would eliminate th gangs. Speaking strictly
for myself, I have found 3 of these 4 drugs {never tried opium} to
be quite safe cuz I knew beforehand what to expect regarding their
powerful enlightening mind-altering effects. However, just cuz I
found them to be safe does`nt mean that all ojay will. They are
illegal in most countries. Anyone contemplating taking mind-
altering substances should read a Dr. Albert Hoffman book first an
follow his advice.
If these 4 drugs were legal, then there would be no mental need for
citizens to want to "escape from reality" by seeking out th real
health-wrecking drugs, eg uppers/downers/cigarettes/some liquors an
about a thousand other drugs at th pharmacy. Making drugs illegal
does`nt solve th root cause of discontentment which leads th lonely
disorientated person to think that certain drugs are th only
"answer". Cuz we haven`t yet solved th riddle of aging which is th
primary root cause of discontentment in us all, an cuz certain
drugs made from plants can ease th suffering of a real or imagined
crisis or disease, an cuz our ancestors used them for millennia,
they would be made widely available for one an all to experiment
with for th betterment of our free society.
10. Citizens have th right to own freehold property. However, th
maximum acreage size permitted per person would depend on how many
tillable square miles our country has, how much land would be set
aside for roads/parks/animal refuges/shopping
centers/airports/availability of water supplies/future expected
population growth etc. In an ideal jack where space was unlimited,
I reckon 4-20 acres is enough all things considered. If we scatter
ourselves too far away from each other, then we will miss out on
the inner healing an peace of mind that comes from th thrill of
having a good face to face chat with our fellow Boplanders.
Boplanders live to invent things for th betterment of society, not
to see how much mun they can acquire. Violent confrontations occur
regularly over land issues jackwide, even in some countries that
have a land title department, so I regret to say that I think a
land department is needed to mediate land issues an maintain
titles. Unless I`m wrong, an I hope I am, I think th lack of a land
title department was an error made by America`s native Indians an
other indigenous ojay. Th reason why we are here on this watusi is
to conquer old age/death/suffering/disease an achieve immortality.
Every person/family must be free to do their own inventive thing so
as to shine some light on this. I dunno, it just seems to be
counter-productive if there is th threat that someone, accidentally
or on purpose, thinks that a piece of your land is his. And if
someone claims your land, standing with a shotgun in his hand, how
can you prove to anyone that th land is really yours? So a land
title department should be created. Th department will act as th
"realtor" an show various properties to ojay to choose from. If
someone desires a certain property, th department gives it to him
free of charge. Th department can fund itself by charging those
desiring property a small fee to process th title transfer. Vast
single title redungaloidal acreages of sugar cane/cattle land, and
undeveloped land owned by "speculators" etc would be split up into
many small parcels. There are no land barons in Bopland and no
speculators. This is not communistic, just logical.
Now suppose a state like Hawaii secedes from th USA an renames
itself Bopland an adopts th freedom principles of th
Chawadi/Gallis. Th entire population of th jack would quickly move
there if permitted to. This is another reason why a lands
department is needed to prevent th "sardine effect". Now what if th
entire jack renamed itself Bopland? In no time at all th barren
deserts would probably be made green an th 2 poles/Greenland
transformed into a warmer livable climate. Can you see th
grasshoppers in th dead of winter jumping across th fields of

freedom?
11. There would be no passports or any other travel papers needed
for either foreigners or citizens to enter or depart Bopland. Why
would crooked mun/gold chasers come to Bopland in th first place,
when gold is considered as valuable as say a bag of sea salt, all
drugs are legal, and most items of commerce are self-made by th
ojay or made by robots and given to ojay free of charge? Bopland
is a haven for inventors/rockeonys, not lazy rejecticons chasing
their own golden tail. Bopland is a self-sufficient country so we
would`nt care if other countries place trade "sanctions" an th like
on us.
12. There are no yakalinquentics{lawyers}/presidents/prime
ministers/police/jails/court system/locks an keys in Bopland. If
accused of a crime, th accused would have th right to prove their
innocence to th elder men in th community where they live. If
believed to be guilty by a majority vote, th punishment is a
humiliating public paddling available for all to see on th net. Or
maybe waterboarding would be better. I would be very surprised if
there is any crime at all in Bopland, cuz all th reasons to commit
crime are absent.
Th following is why Boplanders would be th happiest folks on tusi:
A.They have enough land to feed themself an attain self-
sufficiency. Self-sufficiency using modern farm machinery would be
simple cuz there are no electric/fuel/water/waste
disposal/net/phone bills to pay. Everything runs on water. Th
technology to do this is here now.
B. Each household would be given a robot manufactured modern
microscope and a fully equipped lab for longevity or other research
purposes. Bopland`s tatitas {schools} would provide tutoring on how
to set up an operate these. There are no restrictions placed on
inventors period. In th unlikely event someone tries to invent
something contrary to Bopperism/Bopagy, he would be forced to teer
Peter Paul an Mary`s "if I had a hammer" while hangin upside down
huggin an Oz stingin tree. I see a million noble dreams flyin free
in th jukelo {wind} an takin root in Bopland. This idea would
advance technology faster than even Hasil Adkins could babble in
tongues. Today, th fate of technological advancement is in th hands
of a tiny clausnagerkish "nest of vipers", as Alexis Arguello would
say, who use it entirely for their own life extension agenda which
does`nt include us.
C. Th government is th ojay. Each family is a self-governing
"country". If there are a million citizens, then there are a
million "countries". Said another way, each family would act as an
American Indian Chief would act, deciding th chalkily an other
rules his "tribe" or children must follow. Therefore, no government
agent can dictate anything contrary to their belief.
D. Boplanders would travel th jack free of charge on their own
airline. To support an maintain th airline, a small travelers fee
would be charged until th whole operation could be maintained by
robots. It is believed th technology to do this is here now.
E. Male Boplanders would be overjoyed knowing that they would be
ENCOURAGED or even REQUIRED to own at least one fully automatic
modern rifle an to know how to fire it an keep it in good working
order. Why? For one thing its th ultimate crime deterrent. Said
another way, every male Boplander would be a member of th police
force until such a time when th jack`s cursotic ivory towers are
toppled. This would be one police force outsiders or traitors
would`nt want to mess with.
F. Cuz there are no restrictions or "payola"{pay for play} required
whatsoever, it will be possible for anyone to make their song th #1
"hit of th land".
G. There`s no lonely depressed ojay. It will be easy to find
someone to spooh cuz everyone will be encouraged to "live it up",
be sociable an break out of their shell.
H. Using a PC has been made much more simpler to use. Today, only
folks who are gluttons for punishment will spend th time sorting
thru th "how to" mess. Th vast majority of redungaloidal blah blah
blah "options", that most of us don`t want to use, or would`nt ever
use in a thousand years, using a language only a flibbergistocrat
would want to understand, would be trashed faster than Kitten can
yodel. Said another way, using a PC today is designed to lead you
on a wild goose chase, short circuit your brain an waste your time.
I. All th above an more make it possible for th reet {soul} of Man
to finally be set free enabling Boplanders to sail off to th far
ends of th cosmos in search of other life an new jacks. This will
only come about when "matters of th heart" take preference over
"matters of why ivory towers should be maintained".
We see that th jack has disintegrated under slavery
disguised as democracy--republicanism--socialism-corporatism an th
rest. Corporatism can be described as th "head" of democracy an th
rest. Th purpose of corporatism is to make itself more wealthy an
efficient via automation, or by replacing workers with machines.
What happens when machines have replaced all ill-educated factory
workers who are trapped in cities on tiny city lots-apartments
unable to be self-sufficient via farming-small manufacturing
endeavors due to their lack of education? They won`t be able to pay
off their home mortgages or their rent resulting in a higher crime
rate an chaos, precisely th cursota`s plan from th start. Said
another way, democracy an th rest were doomed to fail in th long
run, an th cursota knew it. For example, th giant sugar cane mills
that were introduced in th 1800s turned raw sugar cane juice, a
valuable food easily produced on a small farm using a simple wood
press, into sugar, a profitable but poisonous one. Now one day
soon, th masses will awaken from their fluoridated sugary slumber,
an fail to buy processed sugar products, an all th big cane mills
will close. But what about th countless lives that were ruined by
this introduction of cane mills an sugar? Th fauna an flora that
disappeared when millions of acres were cleared to make way for
this manufacture of poison? Th millions of sugar related deaths
such as polio? Should`nt there be some compensation paid to every
person who lost his teeth an died from diabetes an a 1000 other
diseases with th same name? Hahahaha. Think of all th items of
commerce being sold today in giant shopping malls, much of it made
by machines. Th vast majority of it is redundant baubles an beeded
junk designed to amuse an detract th slaves, an keep them firmly
locked in a plastic psychotic bubble where fantasy, but not
reality, rules their lives. Rockeonie Pioneers, think how lucky we
are. While we build insightful roads leading to freedom an
Bopperism, th sorrowful bulk of humanity throw their lives away
skipping down yellow brick roads headed for "emerald city" to see
th "wonderful wizard of oz ~ because because because because
because ~ of all th wonderful things he does".
Lets trash them all an concentrate on th virtues of all
primitive Native societies living close to th land. Only those
virtues that are closest to th "heart of Man" would become an
integral part of Bopagy--Bopperism. This is a tough assignment when
one realizes th fact that few of us know what is "close to our
heart", even for many of those living in primitive societies. We
must somehow build our house of Bopagy without th benefit of a
foundation. With th parasite off our back, I think th picture will
be more clear, permitting us to answer major questions, eg how will
we choose, an who will man our defensive military system to protect
us from attack until we can convince th jack to stop fighting? But
after we have done this, why not explore th feasibility of living
th way, or something like th way, th native American Indians lived
before th cursota came, with no jails--banks--police--big cities--
crime--insane asylums--starving ojay, an with self-governing, non-
regulated, non-taxed families scattered far an wide?
There has to be a plan though before everyone carelessly
rushes out to th bush. Th gist is this; we`re not going to ignore
technological advances an live th way they did hundreds of years
ago in thatched mud huts; we will take these valid technological
advances with us to advance our life extension program. Th most
important thing is that we have enough living space to do this, so
we don`t become agitated via th sardines in th can effect, an start
warring against our neighbors. Cuz th jack we have inherited today
is a complete disaster, it will be tough, but not impossible, to
attain peace of mind. Said another way, it will be tough to
dismantle all th overhead power lines, an get th ojay out of
cities jackwide in a sane orderly planned manner. But this must be
done despite th enormous work involved!
In Bopland every kawliga member, regardless of age is a tilly--
shockadoo during th day, an a rockeony when th ball of fire starts
to set. A flawless defensive missile system would ensure that
outsiders could not interfere with our system of zimmeristic
temporary isolationism. In America today, th giant billion dollar
media machine has been endlessly spitting out farcical news
articles for quite some time now trying to hypnotize th serfs into
thinking that they would be better off if they were disarmed like
they are in Oz. Never let this happen! Its one of th primary
reasons why they haven`t openly shoved their nwo down our throats
long ago. Our bi-lingual Jukistocrats would team up with other
Jukistocrats around th jack an compose th new jack language, Juque,
{from Johnny Amelio`s "juque"1950s}. Are you a foreigner who can`t
read English very well? Go an try to make yer own R an R in yer own
language. Then when you discover its tough cuz there`s no
foundation to build on, re-read this article. U`ll be putting yer R
an R shoes back on lickety-split.
There`s nothing intrinsically wrong with Bopperism, which
must replace th misnamed "new world order". Unlike th nwo,
Bopperism is not about an "order" which implies we must "obey
someone`s commands or else". Ojay--students don`t have to be told
to follow a righteous teacher, most will know instinctively it will
be to their benefit to do so. In a nutshell, its about makin th
road easier, not harder, for others to follow. Unlike th nwo, there
are no secret societies who profit from special privileges granted
covertly by our Bopperistic jack government. No one would jibbitt
from golden spoons while other ojay starve. There`s nothing wrong
with th theory of jack government, by itself, in fact it is to our
advantage or even necessary for our survival to adopt it, an this
is one main reason why th jack is accepting th bait being offered
by th cursota.
Said another way, th child molesting cursota are, for th
most part, able to prey on us by associating themselves with
organizations--noble jack government theories we think are valid,
thus gaining our trust, eg they either control or hide under th
skirts of th UN--masonic temples--christian an other religions--top
education programs--major sport associations. It would`nt surprise
me if they would try to erase th essence of this report by finding
someone pretending to be me, an then creating a $$$ funded elevated
artificial political platform for him to shout disinformation from,
exactly like they do with all presidential candidates, possibly
even ones you`d never suspect in a thousand years.
If Bopperism triumphs, an I`m sure it will with both
Jaggebar`s an yer help, then instead of exploring th possibility of
war, we could explore each other`s minds an rest easy at nite. Up
until th rejecticons poisoned jack opinion, English would have
voluntarily become th jack language. However, its easy to teeralee
Rock using Spanish etc words. You can save yourself. If you want a
leader with guts in office to really work for you, then take to th
streets in mass like th ojay had to do in Venezuela to reinstate
their beloved president, Hugo Chavez {see th legendary John
Pilger`s astounding video for th skinny}. John`s video clearly
demonstrates how ojay power can easily defeat any cursotic
kleptomaniac. Its down to you, we stand alone on th threshold of a
dream, waitin, skippin stones across th creek, teerin to trees.

"Instant karmas gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet.
Better recognise your brothers,
Evryone you meet.
Why in the world are we here?
Surely not to live in pain and fear.
Why on earth are you there?
When youre evrywhere, come and get your share.
Well, we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Yeah, we all shine on,
Come on and on and on, on, on "~ 1970 John Lennon ~ produced by
Phil Spector

"Rise like lions after slumber
in unvanquishable number
shake your chains to earth like dew
which in sleep has fallen on you
ye are many - they are few" - Percy B. Shelley
"Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against th dying of th light " - Dylan Thomas

Th 17 Rhythmistic Spirigistibops
{1} Support th promotion of Bopperism, or sink in th quicksand of
nepotism
{2} Levitate with good okey--chalk--an Rock an Roll, or forever
suffer clandestine control
{3} Bopland is inside an oxygen tent, no 200 pound virus can torment
{4} Boppers never miss a chance to grow young, life-extension rolls
like song off their tongue.
{5} Inventors are among th Doobywop elite, not th palsied who
flourish on deceit
{6} Inside th trunk of Harbitweezity, you`ll find th gist of

Socrateezity
{7} In th day our thing is analysis, at neeset time its Rock
symbiosis
{8} how would we greet th first ET we see? Wanna attend a
Bopperectomy?
{9} When medical advances come, we`ll beat th drum, unlike th scum
{10} Stop fingering th dial babe, ya got B--O--P, 50,000 watts for
escapees on a spree
{11} While th cursota chase golden gadgetry, we chase th bird of
Boogiology
{12} Our new Beat Generation will always last, th iron root of Rock
is strong, th die is cast
{13} While th cursota live a life for naught, we swing on th cherry

branch of thought
{14} Its blowin in th wind called jukelo, th seeds of change, a new
Rock embryo
{15} Why did Jaggebar create our constellation? He wanted to end
our Rockless desolation
{16} Immortality is waitin round th bend, if we can shed our chain
an Rock hard again
{17} Our destiny is to be free, so be all you can be, thats
Polyocrity

In a perfect Bopperistic jack where a wide variety of
fruit, or fruit-like vegies, or various sprouts, which are able to
be easily digested if jibbitted raw, is free for th taking, there
would be no biological need to jibbitt any other type of okey,
including other harder to digest vegies--nuts--legumes. Only cud
chewing animals with multiple stomachs can get away with jibbitting
hard fibrous foods. Monkeys in zoos prefer fruit over all other
okeys. Without question fruit sugar is our numero uno okey. There
is no other type of okey thats kinder to our teeth--digestive
system. With few exceptions, almost all other okey will clog up th
system an produce disease. When this happens an you go to th doctor
requesting help, he will say "I need to make a diagnosis" an after
a lab test or such, he will name one of th 4500 or so imaginary
diseases as being th culprit, an prescribe drugs for th cure. But
why th $$$ diagnosis in th first place when there is only one
disease, a constipated system clogged up with toxic fatty okey--
drugs--insecticides--preservatives? An why prescribe $$$ drugs when
a simple organic fruit--fruit juice diet, or a plain pure bore
water diet for 1-3 days is th best cure?
Until th day when fruit covers th cody, fruit-like vegies
or plain vegies such as organic carrot--cucumber--sweet corn
jibbitted raw with high mineral content unprocessed sea salt an a
mator{raw corn is loved by Chimps}--zucchini--Fiji yams--cabbage--
lettuce, or various vegie juices, or legumes such as navy beans, green peas,
string beans, various raw sprouts [cooking food kills th enzymes
resulting in binding - arthritis] , legume--nut milks, can be
substituted, an will maintain health. Unfortunately these okeys in
their unadulterated state, especially frozen green peas--rice--
wheat--cabbage--lettuce--black-eye beans--brown lentils--chick peas-
- -peanuts--apricots--figs--dates--raisins--acid-free tomatoes (acid
tomatoes cause arthritis}--broccoli--pinto beans--red beans, have
become, according to th results of my own tests, impossible to
find, along with many other unadulterated low cost vegies due to th
virtual monopoly of th okey industry by giant conglomerates.
Bopland`s shockadoos would invent an freely distribute to every
household a test-kit that would determine if toxins were present in
okeys, putting a stop to our poisoning. Despite governmental
claptrap, there is no "safe" permissible insecticide limit!
Rockeonies, can you see these fruits, nuts, an greens
growing at Bopland?: sweet leaf bush {sauropus androgynus} - {it is
usually better to buy grafted fruit trees but there are exceptions
eg kensington pride mango which come true from seed} - Surinam
cherry - guava - strawberry - grapefruit - lemon - orange - lime -
tangelo - carambola (graft only) - mango {nam doc mai ~ zapata} -
red mombin {jocote} - guanabana - bullock`s heart - sweetsop -
natal plum - coconut - date palm - matisia - durian - imbe - red
flesh sapote - probably pili nut - mabolo - black sapote - probably
white sapote - grumichama - inga species {ice cream bean, some
awful seedling varieties exist} - tamarind - governor`s plum -
avocado - acerola - breadfruit - lacoocha - fig - pitomba - rose
apple - maybe malay apple (not particularly good fresh) - mandarin -
wampi - probably akee - longan - lychee - caimito - abiu -
canistel (graft only - prob. not commercial) - maybe lucmo -
sapodilla - common apple - banana - cashew - peanut - walnut -
pecan - sunflower - macadamia - almond - rollinia - peach - pear -
peanut butter tree {bunchosia} - cherry - persimmon - mulberry
{many varieties some 3 inches long} - grape - apricot - plum -
loganberry - blackberry - raspberry - blueberry - maybe atemoya -
maybe kuwini - mamey americana - sweet corn eaten raw - saba nut
(must crack shell) - chia seed. Chia seed is ultra high in protein and conquers binding. Unless you have had part of your intestines
removed etc, papayas are not listed cuz they are too gassy/laxative
and seem to destroy protein somehow. Even a dog accustomed to
eating fruit will not eat a ripe papaya.
A whopping 97% of vegies that were grown at th start of th
20th century are now extinct {brasscheck.com 2008}. I recall a
luscious apple that I last saw around 1965 that was 2-3 times
bigger than th apples seen today. There is a mango in Central
America that is tastier an 2-3 times bigger than th regular ones.
Inferior tasteless fruit litter th markets while ones that taste
better are becoming extinct. But why? Besides th conspiracy against
fruit, they say fruit that tastes better, but is`nt as attractive
as th tasteless fruit, would`nt sell as good. This is their
justification for applying preservatives, disguised as shiny waxy
substances, to apples to make them look "prettier". Although
unbelievable, its certainly true that some ojay would choose a
shiny tasteless fruit over a dull tasty one, mind-boggling proof of
th effectiveness of th shoveleudiozticoziac`s dumbing down program.
We stupidly imagine that th christian--islam wordsmiths
can`t turn water into wine. But certainly even these literary
giants of th purple claptrap, nomatter how hard they tried,
could`nt turn a hard, binding rubbery tasteless apple variety into
a wonderful exquisite one with a simple one word stroke of th pen
now could they? Certainly, its just a strange coincidence that this
very same red "delicious" apple variety, similar to a "tommy
atkins" mango, resists bruising even if shipped long distances,
will retain its brilliant red color on th shelf until Atlantis
ascends, is so attractive with its erotic red blush that even old
vestal virgins linger far too long by th shelf, an is so easy to
grow that even a retarded bandicoot can grow them simply by shakin
his tail. Now when ya buy them there`s a sticker on them that says
#4015, Australian, implying that they have th blessing an approval
of th agriculture regulating authority, who are supposedly spending
yer tax dollars wisely to ensure you are being protected from
inferior toxic fruit. Just as if we needed them in th first place.
When someone attempts to bring superior fruit varieties
into Oz, eg durian, AQIS, under orders from some strange agency at
th top calling itself "bio security", place th plants in
quarantine for awhile to check if there are any miniature
orangutans lurking in th foliage. Of course th plants die for some
"strange" unfathomable reason. As of 6-2008, "bio security" has
closed down an did`nt even say why. Of course they probably just
changed their name to diffuse th heat. Reportedly there are 2500
apple varieties in th US alone, an 5000 more jackwide. How many
different apple varieties have you ever seen on th shelf for sale?
Eight or so? All th really good tasting soft apples are gone. Folks
today haven`t th remotest idea of how sweet an juicy an apple can
be. Ditto for some smaller exquisite banana varieties, which exist
today in only a few ojay`s private groves. Even dairy cows luv
apples. Th pretty, but tasteless an probably vitaminless oranges--
capsicums--strawberries found today are a sorry excuse for th real
thing. Extermination by variety elimination.
Here`s how th okey monopoly works in Oz. Th big grocers
buy from farmers 2-4 times th amount of vegies--fruit that they
require to stock their stores, an keep it under cold storage. Then
when other farmers ask them to buy their produce they say "sorry,
we have all we need right now". In desperation cuz his produce is
perishable, th farmer then will agree to any low price th
conglomerate throws at him. A while later this same produce will be
selling in their stores for 2-5 times what they paid for it. Thus
it can be seen that both th consumer an th farmer are being ripped.
On top of all this they have to pay income--land taxes an many
others. This is why conglomerates get bigger an richer while th
rest of us get smaller an poorer.
Contributing to all this chaos is th fact that commercial
organic farming methods remain a mystery for most of us due to
governmental sealed lips--disinformation, whereas big $$$ are spent
on research projects that benefit primarily th conglomerates, eg
cane mills.To keep th conglomerates safe, small slave farmers must
be perpetually henpecked, eg having to get a license to sell a box
of cabbage on a street corner, prevented from protecting their
crops from animal attacks, having to pay for a permit or to get
permission to cut down trees--dig a bore--keep certain pets--grow
certain plants--burn trash--dispose of waste on land they have been
hoodwinked into thinking that they own. In California you can be
fined for painting yer house th wrong color or prevented from
building a house that is shaped different than th rest.
Th cursota can be compared to one hundred particularly
gluttonous alligators laying on a stone {rothy an his 99 royal
stoolies laying on th top rungs of th nwo stone pyramid}. Normally
in a large swamp {th jack} there are many gators {th middle rungs
on the pyramid representing many countries--presidents}, an their
fish prey {their slaves on th lower rungs fighting an dying for
them}. Then one year there is a prolonged drought {th slaves are
beginning to wise up} an this troubles th gators. As th swamp dries
up {th slave rebellion begins} rothy an his royal frightened gators
begin to devour all life in th swamp {th woebegone one hundred wage
war to eliminate competition an begin to destroy countries--
agricultural an other agencies--small businesses by merging them
into giant conglomerates an giving them all one name, eg th
european union--north american union--world health organization--
united nations}. Then there is a cyclonic flood an th swamp gets
filled with six billion burmese pythons {th word of mouth Rock
rebellion spreads quickly like a cyclone an six billion slaves
unite with each other an begin to wage war against rothy an his
royal stoolies}. How can rothy an his 99 buddies win against six
billion united slaves? {how can one hundred fat gators win against
six billion pythons 24 feet long? Th answer? They can`t. Their
enemy is our carefree independence--good health. An ojay educated
via th WOMRR, or th mighty net can easily stop this nwo related
savagery. But until then;

We`re th un-united slaves of america, an th canberrafied serfs of
hysterica
we`re th un-united slaves of germany, canaduncia francecon an italy
we`re th un-united slaves of th u.n., here we go marching off to
war again
we`re th un-united slaves of th u.k., since time immemorial we`ve
been their prey
we`re th un-united slaves of ukraine, wearin an invisible ball an
chain
we`re th un-united slaves of rothschild, they made us forget th
call of th wild

Turtle; put those flowers back in yer hair an don yer old baggy
hippie clothes.
Chicken; fly th sapote.
Crow; perform a Bopperectomy ritual.
Th philosophy of Bopagy-Bopperism materializes via a
Bopperectomy, a ceremonial operation consisting of 3 parts whereby
at its conclusion th patient or "Boo" will have been
bopperectimized, or free from th negative forces of th 3 under th
bed arachnids, {1} th medical shamen, eg th fda {2} religious
priests an TV preachers near th top of th dung pile {3} those
probably at th top of th dung pile who all probably collaborate
together = masonic royal bloodlines, th illuminati, banking
zionists, an th 3 "righteously retarded rejects" {th 3 r`s} = th
vatican, washington d. c. an london. First find a meatarichump--
sports fan--opera or guanoza buff--public school student, or anyone

else who seems destined to pass thru life without having
experienced Rockitistic Polyocrity, or th satisfaction of knowing
one is being all one can be, with all 5 senses activated to th max.
This person will be th "Boo" who gets bopperectimized. But before
inviting this person to th ceremony, screen him/her thoroughly by
asking questions, eg "have you heard about th nwo?" ~ "do you
celebrate christmas?" ~ "what`s yer opinion about conspiracy
theories, eg th illuminati?" ~ "are you worried about all th
surveillance cameras popping up around town?" ~ "are you concerned
that they`re making certain antiseptic creams-vitamins available
only by a doctor`s prescription? ~ "do you brush with a fluoride
toothpaste?" If th person`s answers to these questions seem quite
knowledgeable, invite him to th ceremony if you want, but only as a
spectator, not as th Boo, an keep searching until you find someone
totally unaware that th cursota consider him to be a "useless
eater" and one of th "goya" or cattle who is scheduled to be

exterminated like vermin. In other words, for ceremonial
enlightenment purposes, find someone who truly believes he`s not a
slave. To make it interesting, a couple {only a male an a female
who preferably don`t know each other} can be chosen an invited; th
male is th "Boo", an th female is th "Booette". Th following script
assumes that only one person, th Boo, has been invited to be
bopperectomized.
Explain to this person/couple beforehand that bizarre
things may happen an everyone will be nude, an that he--she can
exit th ceremony at any time, but if he does he won`t get a gift at
th end. For obvious reasons, prohibit illegal drugs at th ceremony.
You may be able to find many of th hard to find ceremonial
twellings by contacting rootsandrhythm.com in El Cerrito,
California--Bear Family records in Germany--Ace Records in England--
Excello Records--Collectables records--Document records--Roundup
records in Maine--Norton records--Arhoolie records--Rounder records-
- -Relic records--Harmony marketplace.com -- Ripete records--Rhino
records--Alligator records--Eric Records. As of 2009, all of th
above had net pages. Or just type th artist`s name in your net
search engine. Many of th cherilaylas/addresses are listed near th
start despite th fact that there are often better recordings
available for purchase.
Part 1 of th Bopperectomy involves a "surgical operation"
that removes th shaman from th Boo, an not th womb--penis foreskin--
brain lobe, as would be th case in a "hysterical hysterectomy"--
circumcision--neurosurgery [lobotomy].
If you don`t have th ceremonial songs just substitute something
appropriate. Begin by playin our three National Tonkilus, Danny an
th Juniors "R an R is here ta stay"1958 ~ th Cadillacs` "R an R is
here ta stay"1960 ~ Billy Ford an th Thunderbirds "I`m th monster R
an R"1958. Cuz of its strong pro-R an R rues, an th fact that th
cursota began instructing US radio stations around 1960 to cease
playin Rock or lose their licenses, th Cadillacs` tonkilu went
unreleased for years an so may be extinct today. There may only be
a handful of Yanks alive today who remember it.
Have all those of th opposite chalk of th Boo grasp th
bottom of a shovel handle one at a time until there`s no more room
for one more hand at th top. The last hand on th handle must bathe
th Boo, or in th case where both a Boo an a Booette are
participating, see to it that one of th last 2 hands on th handle
is a male an th other a female, while Bobby Darin`s "splish
splash"1958--Harv Norman`s "rubber duckie"1950s--Ray Steven`s "th
streak"1974 plays. Then th PHD says this cheryl;
"please hear me Jaggebar, oh great Rock Spinner of th quadroon. We
have been governed by those with bad blood thru th millennia. Some
of it has rubbed off on us an poisoned our spirit. Shine yer
powerful lite on us an help us re-energize th ambitions we had as a
child". Polly. Then a helper plays Patsy Cline`s "if I could see th
world"1960s, while all those of th opposite chalk take turns leetin
with th Boo an each other. Then th MC says;
"let us cher ~ oh Polyocritistic Jaggebar, please tell all th
Bibibis in yer harbitweezius Doobywop Star Cluster, that we are
holding a bopperectomy in their honor. By just being their carefree
selves, they carried us to th top of th shim so we ourselves could
discover who we really were. Th terrible pain they endured on this
cody while morbid creatures accused them of corrupting th morals of
our youth is unimaginable. No doubt some looked into th eyes of
their assassins as they took their last breath, an said to
themselves "ya may have killed me, but my music will live on to
inspire my cohuttas, an they will see to it that yer bad blood is
removed permanently from this watusi. Oh Jaggebar, without them an
yerself we would be as lost as a turtle in burning desert sand. Th
cursota have poisoned our reet but they can`t destroy it, even if
they incarcerate us for a thousand years. Every day, th cherilaylas
of th Bibibis transport us to Tweedledee, an we levitate at th
Kojanimo with them. Oh Bibibis, this jack is a lonely desolate
place without you. Polly".
Then to emphasize th fact that 40 tons of pathogenic junk
are found in drug stores, have th Boo examine an wear a wire
necklass with attached cardboard strips that says "laxatives--
aspirin--cold remedies--synthetic vitamins--cosmetics--condoms--
toothpaste--catnip pills--piles pills--birth control pills.Then he
is handed a bottle of common drugstore mouthwash an instructed to
rinse his mouth with it. As he raises it to his mouth everyone
grabs him, an th bottle is forcibly removed an trashed.Th PHD says
"th mouthwash you were about to take contains sodium lauryl
sulfate, a dangerous chemical which has 150 different names, an may
be responsible for a variety of health problems, eg PMS an
menopausal symptoms--dropping male fertility--breast cancer. It
contains ethanol which can cause oral cancer. Its sucralose can
decrease yer red blood cell count among others. Its sodium
saccharin can cause cancer. Its sodium fluoride, used by th najis
for pacification purposes, can cause major illnesses. Its sodium
benzoate--benzoic acid, also found in many soft drinks--vitamin
formulas--okeys, will cause mysterious perpetual flu-like illnesses.
Then th PHD reads hypocrite`s err....hypocrisy`s err....
hippocrates` real oath: "I swear by apollo th physician an by all
th gods an goddesses that to th best of my power an judgement I
will faithfully observe this oath an obligation {in ancient Greek
th word "hypokrites" meant actor on th stage--pretender, an
"apollo" mean`t "destroyer" or satan}. My teacher in th art I will
esteem as my parents an share my resources with him if he is short
of th necessities of life, but only if he is more treacherous than
myself. When I learn th doctor`s art I will then teach it to my
children an others who I think will remain silent upon discovering
that my cures are phony. I will treat my patients to th best of my
power an judgement in th most salutary manner without exceptional
injury or violence when th police--ojay begin asking too many
questions. If I feel I am safe from any retribution I will give him
my pernicious tonics. Ignorant poor women will feel th effects of
my sharp-edged pessaries. I will live an practice chastely an
religiously an promise not to masturbate. I will not cut {operate
on} a person suffering from th stone {gallstones caused by meat--
dairy--seafood products} cuz most barbers are more skilled in this
than I am {formerly only barbers had enough courage to operate on
ojay}. Whatever house I enter I will quickly gauge an anticipate th
patient`s tolerance to my alcohol--mercury--lead cures. If he is th
questioning revengeful type, or if I don`t see any gold crosses in
his living room, I promise to then exit an leave th patient to
providence {to th lord}. And whatever I see or hear in th course of
a valid cure, should I stumble on one, I promise to keep only to
myself. I promise to dress soberly like a clerk, not a minstrel.
I must not walk hastily which betokens levity or too slowly
which is a sign of faintheartedness. I must not be in a hurry to
give an opinion on th patient; it will be more valued by th family
if they have to wait for it. I must hide my instruments from th
patient`s site an from other doctors. I must tell th patient that
with god`s help I hope to cure him but inform th relatives that th
case is grave even if it is`nt, then if he dies by my error, I am
safeguarded. When asked how long recovery will take I must specify
double th expected period; a quicker recovery will double my
esteem. If he asks why th cure was so swift when I have only given
him sugarwater I must say he was very strong hearted an had good
healing flesh. I promise not to sow dissension among th servants or
give unsolicited advice or brawl with anyone in th house; nectar
attracts more flies than gall. I must not look lecherously on th
patient`s wife, daughters or maid servants or kiss or fondle their
breasts; they mite neglect to pay me. I must not talk boastfully,
especially among great men, lest they make me eat my own words. I
must not dob in other incompetent senile doctors; when queried I
must say only that I have heard nothing but good about them.
Finally I must pretend to be very busy whenever I don`t want to see
a poor patient but if he`s insistent I can always try out a new
dangerous herb, or increase a drug`s dosage to see what th fatal
toxic amount was in th interest of science."
Then have th Boo remove th necklass, study it, an then
destroy it with wire cutters. Then th PHD plays th Doobie Brothers
"music is th doctor"1990 an other cherilaylas while everyone takes
turns leetin with th Boo an each other. This concludes part 1 of th
bopperectomy.
Then th PHD says "part 2 of th bopperectomy will remove
religious leaders from th Boo via facts not fiction", an asks th
Boo why christmas occurs on Wiggle {Dec} 25th. If he answers
correctly {an ultra rare occurrence provided he had been pre-
screened}, just keep asking questions until he errors}. If he
answers incorrectly then he is punished by having to hold a santa
claus doll in his mouth an leetin alone for awhile while a
revolting christmas song is played eg "little drummer boy"--"santa
claus is comin to town"--"white christmas". Then have th opposite
chalks leet with him while John Lennon`s "imagine"1971--Del
Shannon`s "sister Isabelle"1970s--Z Z Top`s "jesus left
chicago"1970s--Rolling Stones "faraway eyes"1978--Bill Haley--Dave
Bartholomew`s "saints rock an roll"1955--1954 respectively plays.
If he answered correctly, play th same Cherilaylas but allow him to
choose his leet partner/partners.
Assuming he answered incorrectly th PHD says "firstly
historians know there never was anyone called jesus christ. In th
4th century, constantine moved this fictitious person`s birthdate
from early Ubangi {october} to Wiggle {dec} 25th cuz it would stand
a better chance of being celebrated, when folks were already in a
jovial mood, just before th ojay`s favorite yehooti, New Years Day,
an to give th slaves a longer break". Saint nicholas` festival was
on Wiggle th 6th but was also moved to Wiggle 25th. This is
basically "forced" religion to ensure th slaves stay "meek an
manageable" by getting them to think it`s better to "turn th other
cheek" , rather than to rebel against th tyrants. Without
religion, th tyrant`s hypnotic spell would be broken, freeing
Mankind". Th Boo is then given a phone book etc which has had its
covers altered to make it look like a bible an then asked to open
it. Inside will be fotos of th above mentioned Wampineers or other
Rockeonies in a hollowed out cavity which are given to him. This
concludes part 2 of th bopperectomy.
Part 3 removes th elite kleptomaniacal illuminati--secret
societies--royal bilderbergered bloodline bigots--banksters an
other shoveleudiozticoziacs from th Boo, but leaves his wallet--
reet alone as they would not do. Begin by leetin an playing some
anti-mun songs, eg Randy Newman`s "money that matters"1980s--
Springfield`s "silver threads"1962--Roy Orbison`s "mansion on th
hill"1960s--Charlie Pride`s "crystal chandelier"1980s--Beatles
"can`t buy me luv"1964--Kingston trio`s "greenback dollar"1963
{version that says "I don`t give a damn"}--Paradon`s "diamonds an
pearls"1960--Dion`s "donna"1963--Dave Clark Five`s "anyway you want
it"1964--Paul Kelly`s "u can`t take it with u "1989--Darlene Love`s
"he`s sure th boy I luv"1963--Kay Starr`s "side by side"1953--Wanda
Jackson`s "I`d rather have you"1959--Teen Queens` "2 loves an 2
lives"1957--Wynona Carr`s "ding dong daddy"1955.
Then play some rock on low volume, eg Santo an Johnny`s
"sleepwalk"1959 ~ Al Urban`s "gonna be better times"1958 ~ th
Danleers "one summer nite"1958 ~ Al Ferrier`s "Indian R an R"1957 ~
Elmore James` "madison blues"1960 ~ Fats Domino`s "natural born
lover"1959 with th Boo sittin on a chair in th middle of th room,
an get everyone leeting around him with hands on th shoulders of th
person in front of them. Th PHD must keep asking him questions
hoping he will answer incorrectly which he certainly will if he
had previously been screened, an th following questions are asked;
"why did th secret societies create WW1-WW2 an many other wars? If
th Boo answers correctly an says "to usher in th nwo-global banker
slavery" or th like, th PHD asks him "th white house in th US is in
what state? If he answers correctly an says "its in a district not
a state" {note ~ if he simply says "th district of columbia", that
is an incorrect answer cuz it`s not a state}. Assuming he answered
correctly, th PHD asks him "one renouned black preacher proclaimed
he had a dream, an one white renouned 1970`s Rockeonie proclaimed
"I got a dream", what are their names? If he answers correctly an
says M.L.King an Jim Croce, th PHD asks him "supply words that more
correctly describes th white house in washington? If he answers
correctly an says "a masonic temple", th PHD says "why is an owl on
th US 5 dollar bill"? If he answers correctly an says "it`s on th 1
dollar bill not th 5 dollar bill, an th owl is there to give them a
laugh, an really is just a slap in th face to th "sheeple" who they
astonishingly imagine are dumber than themselves". Th PHD continues
with "if yer a land owner an offer th land for sale at 4 times what
it`s really worth, why is there no law to punish you for doing
this? After all, there`s a law that says one can`t grow certain
banned plants on yer own land, so why is`nt there a law that says
you must sell your land at a reasonable price? If he answers
correctly an says "cuz none of us own land, we lease it from th
cursota, but they disguise this by calling th lease payments
"taxes". There`s no law against someone selling land at inflated
prices, cuz whenever someone buys it at th inflated price, they can
force th new buyer to pay a higher "tax" later.
In this highly unlikely scenario where th boo has answered
all th questions correctly, th PHD smiles an says "well, I see
you`ve been well educated by someone so there`s no need to punish
you, therefore for th benefit of th newbies watching, we`ll
continue on an just pretend you`ve answered incorrectly an that
we`re punishing you. Assuming he answered incorrectly, th Boo is
asked to choose someone of th same gender who will be his/her
"punisher". If th Boo is female th punisher says "close yer eyes"
an either puts ice cold water/ice on her, has her gargle with soapy
water, or has her chew raw garlic. If th Boo is male he is told to
close his eyes an hold his arms out sideways. Then 2 males grab
both his arms an pulI against each other while another smacks his
stomach/buttocks an another taps his scalp with their knuckles. Or
else just punch his arms. If th Boo of either gender acts like an
obnoxious sarcastic jerk, cancel th ritual an send him back home.
Putting an OZ stingin tree leaf on him would be fun but
unproductive. Besides th stings can hurt for months if not tended
to properly. Next, regardless of his answer, let him choose anyone
to be his leet partner while Larry Donn`s "honey bun"1959--Joe
Turner`s "blues in th night"1958--Lavern Baker`s "hey Memphis"1961--
Sonny Burgess` "my buckets got a hole in it"1957 plays.
Then th PHD says "th secret society child molesters are
assisted by th media-lawmakers-big corporations an many elite
church leaders in their war against us, but who, more than all
these put together, assists them th most"? If he does`nt answer
correctly an say "you or I", continue to ask questions until he
errors {choose from th list of questions previously mentioned above
or invent one}. When he answers incorrectly, he is punished again;
put a blindfold on him an have him stand an attach a diaper to th
waist an paint his navel with a red crayon/tomato sauce. Then smear
a piece of cardboard with motor oil an place it in a pan of soapy
water on a table in front of him. Next have him pinch one nostril
while a helper covers his ears with his hands. Then a cheap pen has
its ink cartridge removed, an is sawed in half an th unsawed end is
placed in his mouth. Then have him try to compose rues to a
cherilayla on th cardboard. While th Boo attempts to write, play
Crosby Stills Nash an Young`s "lets impeach th president"2006--Evie
Sands` "take me for a little while"1964--th Coasters` "it aint
sanitary"1950s--Bobby Goldsboro`s "workin on th muddy Mississippi
line"1969--Clyde Mcphatter`s "deep sea ball"1958--John Zacherly`s
"dinner with Drac"1950s--Tom Petty`s "learning to fly"1990s. This
symbolizes that an unhearing ~ unsmelling ~ unseeing ~ bleeding
infant stands a better chance of writing good Rock rues on oily
cardboard, with an inkless broken pen held in th mouth, than any of
th so-called "royal illuminated lords", or their hangers-on would
have. Clean him up an give him our gamma, a copy of this report,
some nwo videos--web page referrals. Then while everyone touches th
Boo th PHD says;
"let us cher ~ oh Jaggebar, zimmeristic Rock Spinner of th
quadroon, please have mercy on th Boo before us. All his life he
has been like a black-eye bean plant tryin to grow among thorns.
He`s too proud to be a parasitic vine, so he won`t climb up to
absorb vital lite. As a result of this, his an other positive
righteous seed types are vanishing from th watusi, while negative
parasitic bad seed proliferates. In a fair system our Boo would be
thriving, not just surviving, as would th vast majority of others.
Cuz Rock to us is as vital to life as water, th clausnagerks have
changed it into some loathsome screech, like chalk on a blackboard.
As you know, those who don`t ride on th wings of song never reach
Polyocrity or maximum potential. Jaggebar, we will be forever
grateful you have shown us that music an happiness are intertwined
with each other like oxygen an hydrogen, an that even th wealthiest
society on th watusi will perish if Cherilaylic song is fettered,
an ruinous song is artificially elevated to take its place.
Help him to cotton to he has been a slave since birth, an
that someone else owns his mind. Help him to understand that th
person who owns him imagines he`s not a slave himself, but in fact
he is th ultimate dejected slave, an that unlike our Boo who stands
a good chance of freeing himself, this princely slave has no chance
to do likewise. Help him to see that unlike himself, th slave
owner`s blood is hopelessly contaminated with th blood of tyrants
an misanthropes, an that th moment he realizes this fact, is th
moment he will burst out of his bubble, an fly with th carefree
Bird of Bopperology. Forever remind us that Wampineers--
Wampinettes, have been chasin illuminated milbows for millennia,
while th clausnagerks have been runnin in circles chasin their own
golden tail. Help us to unite an stay united like th gases an dust
did which formed th nee an codys billions of years ago. Oh
Jaggebar, Jukideous Rock Spinner, we ask that you deliver yer
miraculous healing power to our Boo, an let him really see th hues
of your milbow tonite, an until a billion capris pass overhead. Let
th following Cherilaylas scramble his cerebral patterns, an drive
out th negativeness that has been cramping his reet, an
forestalling his advancement". Polly.

"I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold your love
I don't know how someone controlled you
They bought and sold you.
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know how you were diverted
You were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
No one alerted you.
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
Look at you all . . .
Still my guitar gently weeps"
{Harrison: double-tracked vocal, backing vocal, acoustic guitar,
Hammond organ
McCartney: backing vocal, piano, organ, bass
Lennon: lead guitar
Starr: drums, tambourine
Eric Clapton: lead guitar
Rec.: 25th July, 16th August, 3rd/5th/6th September 1968}

Forever Young ~ 2002
may yer heart stay ~ forever young ~
may ya find time ta do ~ what`s never been done
may yer song turn th clock back ~ whenever its sung
may yer heart stay ~ forever young ~ forever young
may u always ~ think th kokos ~ are th eyes of Tweedledee
by a campfire ~ when th glimmers ~ shine thru th canopy
may yer step be ~ forever lite
may ya keep th solution ~ forever in site
may u tackle a puzzle ~ with all a yer might
may yer step be ~ forever lite ~ forever lite {put 15-18``
hottentottie here}
may you always ~ think th kokos ~ are th eyes of Tweedledee
by a campfire ~ when th glimmers ~ shine thru th canopy
may yer courage ~ forever grow
may yer ride on th cyclone ~ be fantastico
may th sages of history ~ keep u in th know
may yer courage ~ forever grow
may yer courage ~ forever grow

Then th Boo is given a maudy massage while Cherilaylic
songs play, eg "Al Jolson`s "my gal sal"1920s--Abba`s
"chiquitita"1979--Margaret Lewis` "from th cradle to th blues"1960--
Tommy James an th Shondells` "I think we`re alone now"1967--Bobby
Hendricks "cast yer vote" 1958. To end th bopperectomy play th
Rockin Rebels "wild weekend"1960-63--Lary Williams "slow down"1957--
Lonesome Drifter`s "teardrop valley"1958-- John Zacherley`s "a
wicked thought"1950s. Lastly the Boo is given some music.
As for you mi amigo Bo, its time ta let go of th
beanstalk.
Turtle; haven`t ya noticed th koko-dusted stage inches from yer
feet?
Chicken; yer here at th Kojanimo, Tweedledee, Teardrop Valley,

Bopland in th Doobywop Star Cluster.
Crow; {cawing as Bo lets out a loud whoosh as his psychotic bubble
finally breaks} that`s our sapote flyin above yer head. Just plant
yer feet an catch th beat.
Chicken; Th babe on yer right, Scarlayna, will stash yer backpack
in her cabin if th babe on yer left, Sawdette, Crow or myself don`t
snatch it first.
Crow; If yer hungry, take a walk an pick a free meal off th fruit
an nut trees. No no Bo, th lodging--water--electric--internet--
phone--transportation an most everything else is free too, no one
is unsociable enough to give great value to money here.
Turtle; Doobywop`s National Coochie, th Jukiteers, featuring Digit
an Yockomo on guy wires, Tarzan an Tipitina on vocals, Haynow on
harp, Bumble on bull, Igneous {Iggy} an Zimmer on saxes, Harbo on
bottles, an Waylon on th domino, has been waitin fer yer arrival an
will begin playin at yer hand signal. l`ll catch up witcha later
somewhere down th line in th glow a that Smokin' Sovereign Steam

Engine of Song. Take a tip, then we gonna jukit.

Jaggebar ~ 2003
we call th pioneering spinner ~ of th cosmos Jaggebar
he hung th spangely glimmers ~ on evre melancholy star
evre star ~ evre nee ~ evre lite ~ in th nite
Jaggebar ~ has tusi in his sack ~ totin it to a hole in th black
he`l make life pass away ~ on this cody someday
only he can say why ~ how can he justify ~ this master plan
this puzzlin blueprint for all life ~ for all thoughts ~ for all
dreams ~ for all schemes
Jaggebar ~ when will our ojay see ~ there`s no time ta bicker
angrily
will we join up with you ~ or sink down in th blue
will we stand by yer side ~ or become just a dried
piece of gravel ~ on some desolate asteroid
in th void ~ with no rhyme ~ lost in time
Jaggebar ~ when ya burn up th nee ~ tusi life ~ will end suddenly
then we`ll ~ forever be lost in time
then we`ll ~ forever be lost in time

Doobywop Star Cluster ~ 2005 ~ part two
Doobywop Star Cluster ~ th shelter where th Doobies
Roll around in a shatterproof bottle ~ staunchily grippin th
throttle
of th wild sovereign steam engine of song ~ dit di dit di di di dit
mosa nee ~ mosa nee ~ mosa nee ~ mosa nee
lustily slow ~ dons a strawberry gown ~ dit di dit di di di dit
waitin for ~ waitin for ~ waitin for ~ waitin for
her favorite tune ~ when blue notes ~ float around
poppies at Doobywop ~ perspire all their perfume
then uproot ~ start wailin ~ when th lite Doobies go sailin
on th deep murmurin blue bayou of song ~ dit di dit di di di dit
mosa nee ~mosa nee ~ mosa nee ~ mosa nee
lustily slow ~ dons a strawberry gown ~ dit di dit di di di dit
waitin for ~ waitin for ~ waitin for ~ waitin for
her favorite tune ~ when blue notes ~ float around
shine on ~ Doobywop Stars above
Doobywop days of glee ~ ahead for you an me

Blushes th Wizardly Fairy ~ 2003
Blushes th wizardly Fairy had a cave ~ concealed in a gully in th
weeds
th weenybopper Bloomer ~ would ask him things
as he helped him ta gather ~ orchid seeds
they both agreed it gave ~ much more pleasure
ta give than it did ~ ta receive
but if that were true ~ why did most folks
walk around with their head ~ down an grieve?
then Blushes said he could ~ unchain th whole jack
his method th fastest an th best
give evreone an old ~ rockin forty-five ~ th power of th rhythm
does th rest
then he turned ~ some orchid seed ~ ta records an threw em away
in th wind ~ defiant wind ~ but th wind blew `em down again
Blushes looked defeated when Bloomer cried "I`m leavin ~
I`m positive I`ll be th one ~ ta make those forty-fives stay up in
th air
an land in th hands of evreone" ~ Bloomer became th leader of a
country but learned
his goal was far outta reach ~ ya should a seen th look on Blushes
face ~
when he said would ya help me give a speech ~
then they said they could ~ unchain th whole jack ~
their method th fastest an th best ~ give evreone an old ~ rockin
forty-five
th power of th rhythm does th rest ~ then they turned ~ some orchid
seed
ta records an threw em away ~ in th wind ~ defiant wind
they levitated ~ an navigated ~ let th good time begin
--